“Gatekeepers” Guild

First off, thanks for your interest in Gatekeepers! You might be wondering what exactly that means. Thanks to the all-knowing and infallible Wikipedia, we can tell you that

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A gatekeeper is a person who controls access to something, for example via a city gate. In the late 20th century the term came into metaphorical use, referring to individuals who decide whether a given message will be distributed by a mass medium.

"That's great," you're probably saying, "but what does it have to do with internet dragons?"

Well, "friend" , it's this: we think that in between being an utter elitist to people and being a tasty carebear is another option, one that simultaneously satisfies our desire to be in an awesome, friendly, fun guild, and our desire to be utter elitists to everyone that isn't Us. We're trying to reconcile those two viewpoints.

We're attempting to accomplish that by being awesome dudes. Sadly, only bribery really works for people to accept personalities such as ours.

How does this sound?

A self supporting raid team ?
Free access to flasks and food ?
More purple loot than you can shake a stick at ? (If you're the stick-shaking kind.)
A waiting room until Wildstar is released ?
Friday evening karaoke on ventrilo ?
Midraid breaks to gently caress oneselves just to come back for that famous last pull ?

All this wrapped in the delicious package of casual fun with competent players that can actually form sentences and won't (necessarily) fill your /g chat with memespam!

Who We Are
Gatekeepers core group is made up of about 50/50 oldskool GK and normal internet people. What I'm saying is, we're currently THE hot-sh1t restarts in the "hot-sh1t restart guild" segment.

Gatekeepers is not an all-ages guild. THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING. gchat devolves into p00pchat faster than you can say Purple Daddy.

Who You Are
We're looking for competent WoW players and all-round cool people. We'd also like it if you can type in complete sentences. We're looking for people that have a burning desire to make everyone not in the guild cry out with rage. We're looking for people that know what a Ttongsul is.

Bloodhoof? That's a dieing server, right?
You're f**king right it is. Bloodhoof is dead. It has a non functioning AH, with an economy that provides overpriced items for those who need, here is your chance to milk that cow. With the introduction of cross-realm zones, flexible raid and connected realms this might change. Or not.

It should also be noted that some of the guild members have been on Bloodhoof a long time, or were way back in the day, so they remember the login queues of up to an hour.

Help, my tabard is a giant pink heart!
In ordernot to break up the monotony of generic guild inflexibility, no one can change the tabard.

What to Do, What to Do?
Whisper a member of the guild in-game to speak with an officer. Chances are someone with invite power will be on, but if not, be patient. Squidz has no life and will probably be on before anyone else. He also has a terrible bull!@#$ detector and will invite literally anyone saying they're a friend of Flaurence and/or Tankz.

NEVER STOP POSTING. This guild is primarily based on HAVING AN AWESOME TIME sodding with people and killing internet dragons. It means a hell of a lot to us if you're active on these forums and in-game. We get to know you, you get to know us, and everyone gets to dress up their digital paper dolls with sparkles and spikes.

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