“Extortionists” Guild

Welcome idi*** ammm, we mean recruits!!

- So, Extortionists, what kind of a guild are you? ( Like, seriously what kind of a stupid name is this?!)

* Basic concepts first.*

- We're a raiding guild, composed of experienced players from all over the world. (Basically, a bunch of narrow minded retards that actually click very well together. We small, but we tight!)
- We raid 3 days per week. Wednsday, Friday, Sunday from 20:00 - 00:00 (server time). We're having a decent sucess rate on most of the content, but always striving to be the best that we can. Multiple guild members still hover around top preforming class roles.

* Life inside of Extortionists

- So, dear reader, you've come to the right place if you managed to get this far. That shows potential, and a very crucial skill, ability to read. On most of non-raid days guild is pretty relaxed. People doing all the peasant stuff they are accustomed to. Farming mythic+ , doing old raids, making shit for the guild bank, etc... (Qazim usually mooches people to put bacon in gbank. You'll see, you'll see...) Majority of our esteemed populace are always in Discord. Bonding, making fun of each other, doing content. Nice days, is you don't mind me saying so myself.
You won't even notice how time flies by...
Than comes raid night. There there, don't be scared. It's not that terrifying. It's actually pleasant, like having your root canals cleaned by a butcher. For the time being we'll call that butcher Tellos. Back to the point, raid night. So, we gather at 19:45, invites start flying out. We muster all our stamina, we clinch our buttcheeks, and we venture forth to the raid.
Here comes all the r1 experiences we have. A myriad of clean shots are called, people 100% focused. Mechanics are executed properly. We fail, ofcourse, not because we're to blame. It's because Blizzard overtuned stuff. Don't worry, we'll get it this try!

GUILD FEATURES!

Raid in a clean, familly friendly enviorment.
- it's like "take a kid to work" day, gather around the bonfire of our kindling souls, make some bad jokes.

Join Discord for some intricate philosophical discussions.

- Experience the joys of discovering the meaning of life, universe, and wow. Discuss your desires, your interests, your perverted sexual habits.

Make friendships that will last a lifetime.

- You never know how long you're going to live, best be getting here before you die.
Absolute team spirit!
- This guild is all about team progress, we give much, but we take much as well.
Weekly and Daily comical reviews on our discord.
- For those that actually know how to read, there is a special section dedicated. You'll find everything there, from all the latest news regarding WoW, guild chatter, nasty rumors, progress logs, social stuff, memes, etc...
DKP is back baby.
- This is to promote a healthy and stabile roster of people who champion our cause.

SO, WHAT DO I NEED TO DO?

- Good thing you asked adventurer. What do we want from you?
Dedication, good sense of humour, attendance, knowledge of your class.

Raid - Schedule:

Wednesday: 20:00 - 00:00
Friday: 20:00 - 00:00
Sunday: 20:00 - 00:00
* With the possibility of a 15 minute extention if we're close to a new kill.





Lola#22939
Tellos#21312