“The Windowless Van” Guild

WE ARE....The Windowless Van

1/6 Heroic Mogu'shan Vaults
6/6 Regular Heart of Fear
4/4 Regular Terrace of Endless Spring

Social: If you're looking for a home with active PvE content we can provide that. We may be a 10man guild but we have people online all the time running old content or working on guild achievements. We're also looking for people to help us fill out the "Classy" guild acheivements, contact Dcups if interested.

Casual: If you're looking for a casual raid environment that still pushes to clear content within a strict timeframe we have a Saturday Alt/pug run at 8-11EST. This will hopefully start up in the near future once people get their Alts up and running.

Raiding: We are currently looking for two dps (MINIMUM 6/6 MV) who are interested in a 10man format. We currently have 10raiders however we prefer to maintain a 12 person roster to allow people to have a RL and to accommodate holiday/work schedules. Your application should be a best foot forward so please gem and enchant BEFORE you apply. Please have some sort of parse available from WoL before applying, we need to get an idea of how you play your class. Including the sentence "Justin doesn't even lift." gains you +5 to recruitment.

Raid times are:
Tuesday 7:45 - 11:00 pm EST
Thursday 7:45 - 11:00 pm EST
Sunday 7:45 - 11:00 pm EST

What we expect:
- As close to 100% raid attendence as possible. We understand that people do have real lives. If you can't make it update the in game Calendar.
- Proper Enchants and gems.
- Proper professions for any/all bonuses for PvE content. (Gathering is a no-no)
- Faction reputations with any groups that provide gear/patterns/etc... of value.
- Knowledge of your class. Not just basics, keep up to date with the latest theorycrafting. This means you can play the best spec for each fight.
- Be able to speak in vent. Don't have to be extremely talkative, just able to talk if needed.

What you can expect from us:

- Laid back raid environment to kill bosses in. We're all friends.
- Raiders are provided flasks and buff food as well as gems, enchants and crafted items are provided at the guilds expense.
- Boss strats in detail. We have several people who comb websites and filter WoLs to design strategies around our raid composition. We're very detail oriented.
- Very adult vent conversation. Don't apply if you're offended by foul language.
-Loot Council. Yes, I said it...Loot Council. We take into account current items and general performance. Someone replacing a blue will probably get the upgrade...unless they ALWAYS jump off the Elegon "cliff" to save little Timmy. That calls for a paddlin', or a teabaging...or both.

If this sounds like an environment you can see yourself raiding in hit up Anikka / Surgical in game. If neither of us are online, chances are we're on an alt, just ask around.
Or you can apply at: http://twv.wowstead.com/