“Peon Culture” Guild

RIP culture.

Peon Culture is similar to the childrens story Pinocchio. We wanted to become a real guild, but it didn't work out. Unlike Pinocchio though...we eventually realized that being the real thing is extremely overrated. There are advantages to having perma-wood without medication.

We don't really recruit like most guilds. If one of our 10 man groups is looking for additional people, then we'll (usually Defpotec) go out and find them. The rest of the guild is made up with close friends that have known each other in game for years. We keep things small and tight knit. Because of this we level the guild slowly. Our gchat is pretty silent most of the time. But somehow we have very few people leaving the guild. So it works for us.

You want to be part of the Peon Culture? You don't have to fill out a silly application, but you do have to complete a few easy steps.

1. Whisper Defpotec with the following question "What's the easiest way to quickly clean dried up peanut butter from your crotch?".

Note: An answer is not necessary, but you might as well learn from the Martha Stewart of masturbation hijinkery.

2. Whisper Sprankles with the following statement "Sex with plush bunnies? I'm ALL IN!!!".

3. Whisper Stabbyman with the following question "y so asian?"

When all of these whispers are completed our guild mod will automatically invite you to Peon Culture. Congratulations!