“The Desecrated” Guild

Welcome to the Cult of Krank. We could not raid Gnomeregan without help. We insist on no drama yet are the most drama filled bunch you will find. Every single one of us will run to the leadership to cry whenever something does not go our way. But at least we have emotional stability, that is when our meds work.

So pity us, for the only thing we would ever see is our own colon from our head being stuck up our butts. That is if it were not perpetually buried in the sand to hide what we do not want to see.

And our number one rule: Do not upset anyone and maintain the happy happy illusion, regardless of how much of an attitude we have, or you will be instantly removed. And, like any good cult, those of us you thought were your friends will then completely ignore you.

Now remember: Have fun!