“나루토” Guild

Guild formed 13/03/2019
" transferred to Twisting Nether EU under the name "https://www.wowprogress.com/guild/eu/twisting-nether/Local+Imams"

VERY INTERESTED IN 2 HEALERS ATM. CONTACT Nico#25672

WE JUST MOVED TO TWISTING NETHER #FUCKDRAENORLAG

We're not racist we're just ahead of the curve


About us
were a group of friends that likes to have laugh. We have been raiding together since Emerald Nightmare. While we're not playing WoW, we play brain stimulating games together such as: Hentai Puzzle, King Arthur's Gold, Bad Rats, Age of Empires 2, pokemon showdown, yu-gi-oh, heroes 3, warcraft 3, league of legends, dota 2, chess, blitz chess, vermintide, rust.

We host monthly $$ tournaments in other games

we like shittalking each other in voice and fooling around.

Achievements

Tier 21 World 125 - 2days/week - prenerf
Tier 22 World 110(Famed Slayer) - 4days/week
Tier 23 World 339 - 3d/w Started progression 8.1.5 (13/03/19) - cleared (14/04/19) 230 pulls 7 nights on Jaina
Tier 23.5 World 92 - most scuffed raiding hours EU, fuck you uu'nat

Raid hours and contacts below

Notable Side Achievements by our players & Guild

• 2012 World Champion Big Buck Hunter
  
• 1 Junior Masterchef contestant who managed to win with a burnt risotto
  
• World Record for most wanks/hr during raid
  
• 8 Total Wipeout contestants, 8 finalists
  
• 1 Greek High Jump Champion
  
• 1 Producer of Greek Yoghurt
  
• LBGTQ+ Friendly
  
• LGBTQ+ Unfriendly
  
• Most diverse guild (Americans, Terrorists, Europeans, Asians)
  
• Religiously friendly guild. We have protestants, catholics and muslims.
  
• Multilingual Guild
  
• Casted heals @Scornal
  
• Four UK mastermind contestants
  
• The ONLY Korean guild on Draenor
  
• Housing Bobby Fisher
  
• 3 Chess Grand Masters
  
• Voted Europe's Best Daycare Guild
  
• Manage to start raids 10 min late every single raid
  
• 2 Billionaires
  
• Crash Bandicoot Any% Speed run World Record
  
• Featured on WoW Classic Moments!
  
• Featured Method Josh!
  
• Combined average IQ 189
  
• Ph.D. in shitposting
  
• Zoomers & Boomers
  
• Weebs & Dweebs
  
• Combined Anime hours watched is well above 15000+
  
• 1 Yu-Gi-Oh! Professional Player
  
• 2 Pokémon Competitive Players
  
• Several Cumbridge Educated individuals to share their knowledge with you
  
• Increased our yearly of 15.7B Gold revenue by approximately 50%
  
• Met our deadlines inconsistently
  
• Piloted the Silverback Gorilla Foundation program started by Donald Trump
  
• Will never public our logs regardless of your rank 1s
  
• Lowest amount of preparation for raids possible
  
• World 7th Mythic Blackhand
  
• Silver Surfers accepted but hated
  
• Green Gardeners accepted but they're trying
  
• Blue Barry accepted but almost there
  
• Purple Patrick liked
  
• Legendary Leo praised
  
• Yellow Yasmins successfully padded
  
• 7 tent dwellers
  
• Bachelor in bomb vest crafting
  
• Ret paladin with 320 IQ.
  
• Two chairman of the board of MENSA
  
• Seven chairman of the board of inventions
  
• Three climbers on Mount Everest
  
• WoWHobbs raided with us
  
• 2 healed Stormwall Mythic
  
• 3 task managers of oblivion
  
• realm first heroic u'naat (lol BTFO?)
  
• one historian, Ph.D. in curtains
  
• Four "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" contestants
  
• One peoples post code lottery winner (neighbour won it)
  
• one greenkeeper (works at manny stadium)
  
• two coal miners
  
• one grand imperial wizard (this is to test your knowledge)
  
• four people donating £49.99 a month to unicef
  
• upon joining this guild, you are granted a child from africa (sponsor a child foundation, forced payment every month. Lowest £14.99/mo)
  
• four lawyers
  
• one winner of paradise hotel
  
• one member featured on the "undateables"
  
• two members featured in "Big Brother"
  
• one man jailed in NK (laughed at north korean guard in theKorean Demilitarized Zone)
  
• 11.5384684616% of the guild is arab
  
• 23.07692307692308% of the guild is scandinavian
  
• 38.46153847% of the guild is from the UK
  
• 3.84616% of the guild is from NA
  
• 23.07691% of the guild is from scuffed eastern europe or something weird
  
• 100,00000000085231% male
  
• greek (yes, ggx gang!!! pogchampion ;D lol) raids here
  
• كس امك
  
• one professional NEED FOR SPEED™ player
  
• fourteen coin collectors
  
• nine bird watchers
  
• three fucking microsoft edge users
  
• seven firefox users
  
• 9 LINUX operators
  
• three tech supporters working @ VIRGIN MEDIA
  
• despite arabs only making up 11.5384684616% of the guild, they cause more than 65% of our wipes
  
• 2 border hoppers
  
• One Microsoft Executive
  
• one player managed to get a 1493 winstreak in Minecraft Bedwars
  
• ten people devoted to slay weebs
  
• longest wowprogress description
  
• ¿Quieres?
  
• one member featured as one of the spy kidz
  
• world first 25 man enderdragon kill (minecraft)
  
• each member averages 43.5 EHP on OSRS (check us out on cml)
  
• four guild meet ups yearly at our guild vineyard
  
• one member as an extra in GoT, season 2 episode 8 at around 14:47 minute mark
  
• one member featured in "Can't Pay, We'll Take It Away!"
  
• one crisp eating contest winner 3 times running (walkers bracket)
  
• featuring one predator from "How To Catch A Predator"
  
• Djarii raided here
  
• one supermarket sweep champion
  
• housing the magnus carlsen of checkers
  
• 1997 PacMan Grand Champion of the Blockbuster tournament
  
• World Record holder for 10meter fastwalking
  
• one zumba developer
  
• three users of the quantum code
  
• we have a 25% discount code to the TeleShop
  
• one person featured on sweden's "Freaky Eaters" for exclusively eating oboy kakao powder (cacao powder)
  
• houses our very own guild poet
  
• swam across the pacific ocean multiple times
  
• discovered the lost city of atlantis
  
• watering every single coral reef with hand picked crystal water from mount fuji
  
• currently got full control of all observatories in the world
  
• two lead scientists in the flat earth society
  
• weekly skribbl.io inhouse tournaments to keep our minds on the fly
  
• three volunteer twitch moderators
  
• the astral guardian raided with us
  
• two temporal guardians to protect mortals from harm
  
• two winners of mr olympia (1975 and 2018)
  
• no 26 year old snowflake in the guild anymore https://tinyurl.com/yxungcn9
  
• says we start raid 1900 but actually start 1920/30
  
• says we 5times a week raid first two weeks of mythic, actually don't change at all cus ppl can't
  
• Ricardo Milos applied to us
  
• 4x Uu'nat heroic rank 1 boss dmg CHAMP raider
  
• 1 love island contenstant
  
• best 1½ raiding guild on planet earth
  
  
  
  

New raid hours (GMT+1):

Wed - 1900 - 2300
Thurs - 1900 - 2300
Sun - 1900 - 2300
Mon - 1900 - 2300 (ONLY FIRST 2 MYTHIC WEEKS)
Tue - 1900 - 2300 (ONLY FIRST 2 MYTHIC WEEKS)

Goals

Top 100 while remaining with a shitfest atmosphere
Famed stuff


If you have any questions contact and languages listed below:
Nico#25672 (EU, RU, MX, DK, KR) Anybody can contact
Aswooper#2428 (EU, SYRIA, SWE, KR) Melee contact this guy
Deidah#2733 - ("EU", UK, CHAD, KR) Healers contact this guy
Zabrax#2622 (EU, TERRORIST, SAUDI ARABIA, KR) Anybody can contact this guy, very friendly
Risky#21170

As always, Thank You for your interest and as always:

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