“Dojo” Guild
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Guild Profile
Primary Language: English
Raids per week: 4
semi-hardcore
Recruiting (outdated):
| druid (balance) | medium |
| paladin (protection) | high |
| priest (dd) | medium |
| shaman (elemental) | medium |
| warrior (protection) | high |
Recruitment is currently OPEN for exceptional applicants, in
particular ranged dps.
We want:
goblins, refugees, lepers, goblins, deviants, amputees, mules, strippers, preachers, fluffers, ladies of the night, goblin ladies of the night (!), bipolar goblins, naked goblins, drunks, methadone junkies, horse thieves, ginger people, ginger goblins, people who chew on their own tongue and pretty much anyone else.
No politicians, though. We have standards.
Raid Schedule:
Wednesday, Thursday, Monday, Tuesday - 2030-2330
Any successful applicants will need to be available for as near to perfect attendance as inhumanly possible (emergencies are acceptable, although having a broken leg is not considered a valid excuse once you return from hospital - just elevate it slightly. We understand that childbirth can also be done at home, so this is also not really a valid excuse (but put your microphone on mute, please). House on fire, sewage leaks or earthquakes all require youtube evidence that you did actually have to leave your PC.)
You:
You should be a gamer. This is the part where we pour scorn on "casual gamers” who think that having a "life” consists of getting laid and drunk on a regular basis (…just kidding, LOVE you guys!).
You should have a sensational sense of humour and be fairly politically incorrect. We should probably say "know your class” and all that, but you must be bored of reading that in EVERY GUILD RECRUITMENT ADVERT EVER, so suffice it to say you just need to not be a keyturning, backpeddaling, "what’s a macro?”, button clicking, C U Next Tuesday. (You know who you are….). You should also be honest. We like honest. Our standards are quite high and we would expect yours to be also.
Us:
We do take our raiding seriously because we enjoy it. We love laughing at funny things that happen. We’re generally a focussed, calm, non-shouty, pro raid. We expect our raiders to be reliable, self-responsible and up-to-date. In return we offer a supportive, professionally run and comfortable atmosphere raid.
We want:
goblins, refugees, lepers, goblins, deviants, amputees, mules, strippers, preachers, fluffers, ladies of the night, goblin ladies of the night (!), bipolar goblins, naked goblins, drunks, methadone junkies, horse thieves, ginger people, ginger goblins, people who chew on their own tongue and pretty much anyone else.
No politicians, though. We have standards.
Raid Schedule:
Wednesday, Thursday, Monday, Tuesday - 2030-2330
Any successful applicants will need to be available for as near to perfect attendance as inhumanly possible (emergencies are acceptable, although having a broken leg is not considered a valid excuse once you return from hospital - just elevate it slightly. We understand that childbirth can also be done at home, so this is also not really a valid excuse (but put your microphone on mute, please). House on fire, sewage leaks or earthquakes all require youtube evidence that you did actually have to leave your PC.)
You:
You should be a gamer. This is the part where we pour scorn on "casual gamers” who think that having a "life” consists of getting laid and drunk on a regular basis (…just kidding, LOVE you guys!).
You should have a sensational sense of humour and be fairly politically incorrect. We should probably say "know your class” and all that, but you must be bored of reading that in EVERY GUILD RECRUITMENT ADVERT EVER, so suffice it to say you just need to not be a keyturning, backpeddaling, "what’s a macro?”, button clicking, C U Next Tuesday. (You know who you are….). You should also be honest. We like honest. Our standards are quite high and we would expect yours to be also.
Us:
We do take our raiding seriously because we enjoy it. We love laughing at funny things that happen. We’re generally a focussed, calm, non-shouty, pro raid. We expect our raiders to be reliable, self-responsible and up-to-date. In return we offer a supportive, professionally run and comfortable atmosphere raid.
Website: http://dojo.enjin.com/
profile administrator(s): Lemmingll
last updated by Lemmingll 13 years ago
