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“Aesthetic Wipes” Guild

Alliance EU-Silvermoon    (armory)
Teams:
- [M+] sweet cousin lovers
Progress: 9/11 (M)
World: 955
EU: 597
EU English: 320
Realm: 15
World: 1493
EU: 886
EU English: 477
Realm: 24
Encounter First Kill Videos World EU Realm Fastest Kill
+ M: The Coven of Shivarra10 days ago 95660015
+ M: Varimathras16 days ago 103865015
+ M: Kin'garoth17 days ago 130780821
+ M: Imonar the SoulhunterJan 14, 2018 20:17 1271747181323m 30s
+ M: Eonar the Life-BinderJan 4, 2018 22:06 16729672338m 07s
+ M: Portal Keeper HasabelDec 21, 2017 21:48 12397812023m 05s
+ M: Antoran High CommandDec 17, 2017 19:54 12967691723m 59s
+ M: Felhounds of SargerasDec 10, 2017 19:56 11726271614m 59s
+ M: Garothi WorldbreakerDec 7, 2017 21:26 124880324
+ H: Argus the UnmakerDec 3, 2017 19:5512045541612m 12s
+ H: AggramarNov 30, 2017 22:21 5153281022m 12s
+ H: The Coven of ShivarraNov 30, 2017 21:45 7624841213m 09s
+ H: VarimathrasNov 30, 2017 20:23 10155611208m 16s
+ H: Kin'garothNov 30, 2017 19:25 12826521612m 29s
+ H: Imonar the SoulhunterNov 29, 2017 22:39 10836882208m 38s
+ H: Eonar the Life-BinderNov 29, 2017 22:2713608503009m 46s
+ H: Portal Keeper HasabelNov 29, 2017 22:0315139122911m 00s
+ H: Antoran High CommandNov 29, 2017 21:3215168672811m 41s
+ H: Felhounds of SargerasNov 29, 2017 20:56219612043908m 14s
+ H: Garothi WorldbreakerNov 29, 2017 20:392474132441
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Guild Profile

Primary Language: English
Raids per week: 3
semi-hardcore
Recruiting:
demon (hunter) 
druid (restoration)high
magehigh
monk 
priesthigh
shamanhigh
If you are poaching our members let me tell you that we have a 2x1 offers in Danes right now. If you take away a saucynigga you get the pun master himself for free.

Missing couple of strong dps and one healer rn.

recruitment up to date, if you are good but your class isn't listed bla, bla, bla apply anyway

and people pushing M+ always welcome

memes:
"Join our well oiled meme machine" - Zombie 2k17
TOS
Sisters and Host progression: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dngylm0GoSs
1st video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ7gzFxFotc
maiden: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLRQQ-7eAZg
Argus
collo destroying heal absorbs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gpoYEk9xW0
eonar retard proof strats: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQGK_H4BPzE
memes before kills: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU8H4RezlV0

contact
loko#2576

schedule
Wednesday 20:15-23:15
Thursday 20:15-23:15
(optional) Saturday 20:15 <- This day is mostly to chill and sometimes won't happen
Sunday 20:15-23:15

tl;dr requirements:
- be over 18yo
- be able to handle and give criticism without pissing your pants you giant baby
- be able to take dark jokes and handle all kind of bantz about you or your shitty dps
- know your class/spec, logs, discord, simc, etc
- prioritize mechanics over dps
- come prepared for raids
- microphone etiquette (if your mic is shit and you make random noise during raids we will just mute you)
- use discord (the bare minimum)

Trial period:
Once you join you will be on trial for an indefinite amount of time, some people take a week, others 3. We will try to give feedback after every raid to let you know how you are doing. We also expect you to ask questions and be active.
Nedless to say trials are at the bottom of the loot priority.

lootz:
We use LC with officers + 2 members that we rotate every week.


did you read all this? lmao what a nerd

but wait THERE IS MORE

grindr reviews from our current and past members:
on atmosphere
"this is the way too toxic place that you should cool off not encorage but your guild your rules." - Rukawa
"fuck off, i gtg, wife calling" - Postorious
*autistic screeching* - Kiwilynn
"I dont know what the fk Sylwyndas problem is and i dont care really" - Ces
"im streaming minecraft... cant access memes atm. try again later" - Flaminjoe
"no drama? this is one of the most drama guilds I've been in" - Nané
"you should rename to Autistic Wipes you pieces of shit" - some1 who got denied a trial
"We too shall embrace our lesbian porn and grow and by lesbian porn i mean salty shitters" - Zombie

on family values
"You don't got a sister?No worries, you can just get your mom pregnant" - Kiwilynn
"so yall fucking us for centuries is just friendly incest or?" - Mahera

on leadership
"officers bitch 24/7" - Blademike
"Spaniard talk ? "Shit guild! , hate u all, Foks, imbreds, wheelchairs, retards" :shotsfired: did i missed something ?" - Erixyn
"This is why we have a bad rep, toxic guild leader" - Shwan

on progression
"you should have linked tramis M avatar and then said you were raidlaider" - Sylwynda
"this guild will never be past 3/9" - guy stuck on 3/9
"you should stop driving yourself insane trying to herd morons" - Discocaddy
"I'm Best chicken ever" - Deiya
"Guess it's time to play ele shaman for kj progress to not be a deiya :thinking:❗👌" - Shwan

did you read all that? lmfao what a loser
Website: unknown
profile administrator(s): lqkq, pussypatrol69
last updated by lqkq 20 hours ago
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