“Aesthetic Wipes” Guild

game's shit, go fuck yourselves - lqkq

25/11/16 - 23/03/18 <- stopped raiding/tried to close the guild but made a comeback for BFA, however it didn't work out as hoped and we had to rebuild mid Uldir and change a lot of people. Now with a stable roster we are constantly looking for anyone who can make us better.

- Recruitment -
* One experienced tank who can play different classes (2 is enough, just keep up with the meta. For BoD for example it's Monk/Warr, Uldir was monk/x, Antorus Bear/monk, etc).
* Experienced Healers or noobs that just started but know their class/role very well. Having a dps OS/another alt is huge plus. Or just play disc lmao
* Any DPS who can play more than one spec. And if you are a Ret for example be able to offheal when needed.

PS: Accepting socials and whoever wants to push (deplete) M+ and hang around on discord. And x-realm trials when it's open.

Trial period will last forever and we will take you to all the bosses we have on farm - we have nothing, ever, on farm - during this period.

Raid Days:
Wednesday 20:30-23:30
Thursday and Sunday 20:15-23:15

APPLY and CONTACT
join our discord: https://discord.gg/XAZXB3m
and tag @recruiting squad
or
https://goo.gl/forms/2mZ1pCPGAh1TApZ93 <- fill this shit
(if we don't reply in a few days we aren't interested
if you think that we just missed your app then add us on bnet)
or
add any of us on bnet/discord:
bnet: mousecat#2887// discord: Mousecat#8492
bnet: kalgarath#2539 // discord: Ark/Kalgarath#0905
bnet: Anemos#1828 // discord: Sophemot/Eltario#2669
bnet: GriMy#2642 // discord: GriMy#8050
bnet: Yizara#1242 // discord: Taquin#8779

boosts
kalgarath#2539 // discord: Ark/Kalgarath#0905

Requirements:
- over 18, most of the guild is around 20-30yo
- not easily offended AKA we are toxic af
- sense of humor is always welcome
- know your shit: simc and reading logs is a must
- mic and stable connection
- know how to behave during raids: no autistic screeching or baby rage pls
- BE SOCIAL OUTSIDE RAIDS: we want to raid with friends and in order to make friends you need to play this garbage game and enjoy amazing content like islands expeditions and WQs :)))) (just be active on discord and push M+ with guildies if u enjoy that)

What can we offer you:
- drama(almost) every day, it tuned down a bit but we try our best to bring it back
- bully asshole RL that wants to get carried
- bad memes
- weeb shit
- furry shit (worgen rework fucking when?)
- retard proof strats (check our maiden kill)
- retard proof weak auras
- retards
- incompetent officer team
- rigged LC (rigged PL for BFA I guess?)
- fully depleted sleep schedule
- sad and unenthusiastic calls from Wiki
- Incel+Weed+Weeb+Clown Gangs
- achievement runs
https://i.imgur.com/hr485Hu.jpg
- 3AM saturday raids with Mouse RL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDlHkqGUfUM
- almost disbanding every time we get stuck
- collective hanging
- sometimes we also play other better (any) games outside WoW
https://clips.twitch.tv/DeafGeniusKimchiSuperVinlin
League of Retards and Child's Card games included now, fuck even some zoomers are yeeting out at Fornite
- And a community outside raids with a discord full of nerds posting unfunny stuff and depleting keys.


meme videos
(check prev tiers for normal kill videos)

TOS
Sisters and Host progression: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dngylm0GoSs
1st video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ7gzFxFotc
maiden: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLRQQ-7eAZg
Antorus
collo destroying heal absorbs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gpoYEk9xW0
eonar retard proof strats: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQGK_H4BPzE
memes before kills: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU8H4RezlV0
clean rekills: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8jxjqAOhfw
get combo'd: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-Epusx54gQ
sneaky portal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj9ov1mJ5bs

example of what we do during progression
https://www.reddit.com/r/CompetitiveWoW/comments/ag0zv9/scuffed_ghuun_guide_should_help_with_ce_this_last/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILyvd8eSfNQ <- last day Jaina progress