“Not Like This” Guild

WE RAID ON SUNDAY - FUCK YOU. (And now Monday because sunday was too hard)


If you managed to get to page 32 of wow progress then you found us, good job retard.

We're recruiting DPS of any kind to bolster our ranks, i also need a fucking healer i didn't know people would actually read this shit.

Our story starts way back in Everquest when i was a young boomer learning how to press WASD. The end game raid when i quit was called Vex Thal, so after i was done with EQ i pretended i was cool and made the guild like the name was my idea - thanks Sony. So anyway that was 15 years of my life i can't get back and when i came back the guild was full of retards so i had to make a new one.

This is that guild, we're shit. 2 day a week 19-22:30 and we didn't even kill Edward Cullen because we started the guild at the end of it. Now we've got to fight tom hanks in the green mile as John Coffy - like the drink but not spelt the same, forever walking around in prison (torghast) I'M TIRED BOSS. SO VERY TIRED. I really hope you read this page and apply because if you were dogshit enough to get to page 5 on wowprogress on the SERVER then you're probably rain man.

Also Wild Wild West is such an underrated movie, will smiths as a future cowboy who bangs salami halyek what else do you even need in modern cinema.
Regular cowboy btw, had to edit - it's not the future. Thanks Stefan.



So you've made it this far and you've read through all that nonesense, and there's nowhere to apply????!!!!

Don't worry! For 3 easy payments of 99.99.99.95 German Sausages you can message me at Emtee#2121

Go fuck yourself.


If you want to apply > http://discord.gg/notlikethis

type !apply in the applications channel. That's it.