“Honolulu” Guild
Ny'alotha | The Eternal Palace | Crucible of Storms | Battle of Dazar'alor | Uldir | tier21 | tier20 | tier19 | tier18 | tier17 | tier16 | tier15 more
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| Encounter | First Kill | Videos | World | EU | Realm | Fastest Kill | + M: Il'gynoth, Corruption Reborn | 5 days ago | 80 | 54 | 1 | + M: Ra-den the Despoiled | 10 days ago | 72 | 48 | 1 | 67m 43s | + M: Drest'agath | 12 days ago | 69 | 45 | 1 | 30m 20s | + M: Vexiona | 17 days ago |
 | 66 | 46 | 1 | + M: Dark Inquisitor Xanesh | 19 days ago |
| 75 | 52 | 1 | 31m 36s | + M: Shad'har the Insatiable | 20 days ago |
| 84 | 45 | 1 | 30m 45s | + M: The Hivemind | 23 days ago |
| 39 | 23 | 1 | 34m 46s | + M: The Prophet Skitra | 24 days ago | 268 | 158 | 1 | 15m 44s | + M: Maut | 24 days ago | 100 | 45 | 1 | 13m 33s | + M: Wrathion, the Black Emperor | 24 days ago | 200 | 39 | 1 | + H: N'Zoth the Corruptor | Jan 23, 2020 20:10 | 41 | 16 | 1 | 13m 17s | + H: Carapace of N'Zoth | Jan 23, 2020 18:48 | 178 | 52 | 1 | 25m 22s | + H: Vexiona | Jan 22, 2020 22:00 | 420 | 250 | 4 | 70m 25s | + H: Ra-den the Despoiled | Jan 22, 2020 21:19 | 187 | 89 | 1 | 18m 14s | + H: Il'gynoth, Corruption Reborn | Jan 22, 2020 20:50 | 106 | 43 | 2 | 11m 09s | + H: Shad'har the Insatiable | Jan 22, 2020 20:01 | 361 | 115 | 2 | 14m 49s | + H: Drest'agath | Jan 22, 2020 19:48 | 194 | 55 | 2 | 10m 02s | + H: The Hivemind | Jan 22, 2020 19:27 | 340 | 58 | 1 | 13m 33s | + H: Dark Inquisitor Xanesh | Jan 22, 2020 18:36 | 515 | 75 | 1 | 16m 40s | + H: The Prophet Skitra | Jan 22, 2020 17:27 | 973 | 114 | 1 | 10m 17s | + H: Maut | Jan 22, 2020 16:49 | 953 | 97 | 1 | 08m 51s | + H: Wrathion, the Black Emperor | Jan 22, 2020 16:21 | 1230 | 113 | 1 |
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Guild Profile
Primary Language: English
Raids per week: 5
hardcore
Recruiting:
| deathknight (dd) | high |
| mage (fire) | |
| paladin (holy) | low |
| warlock | high |
Latest News:
04/02/20
Recruitment page updated
Check out the 8.3 progress videos!
discord.gg/rEeGyUn > Best way to contact us
Latest videos:
Mythic Queen Azshara https://youtu.be/VK1JX3Spq7M
Mythic Jaina https://youtu.be/3uFtEX3zHzA
Karaoke Raid youtu.be/Rnq95LEVR30
Mythic Ghuun youtu.be/fMtXx61CQ_E
more kill videos on
youtube.com/user/Pimpilimpik
What we did in Legion:
<Honolulu> Started Legion as a "yo lets raid heroic a bit and go play Overwatch when we get bored guild" We were 4 friends in total... The Whole guild got created of /2 Trade chat and we went from realm rank 50 trash guild nobody wants to join to World top 100 guild everyone and their moms now want to join.
...and go watch our kill videos srsly .!.
The most Retarded Guild on Sylvanas since 2009
Raid - Schedule:
Wed/Thu/Sun/Mon/Tue
18-22h (might go to 22:30 if close to kill etc)
Only pussies raid 2x a week
No attendance rules (scroll down to read more about this)
www.facebook.com/HonoluluGuild
send us a message for more infos
Please feel free to apply even if your class is currently listed as ‘Closed’. We will always consider exceptional applications and can also hold your application for future consideration when a vacancy arises.(we kicked somebody cause he went mental...his cat died..seriously this happened)
Wanna know more? keep reading then
Who the f*** is Honolulu?
- We are a guild that was created from leftovers(people who didn't get a raiding spot) in a top10 Sylvanas guild back in Cata.
It took us(so called "3rd Squad") 2,5 weeks to overtake the main squad in progress, after which we got kicked cause we didn't want to mix with them.
The name <Honolulu> was created by writing "random retarded name" on google (dunno why Honolulu popped out) > The guild was afk after Cata all the way till Legion
What makes us so different/retarded?
This is very hard to explain, the core of the guild goes very deep Jogurac mom type of deep(check video below) Seriously its hard to explain... we are just a bunch of idiots with no limits, and very awkward taste in Humour.. We act like a family, and have are own "Guild Language", we accept new people with open hands(and asses) and hope u will link your small *** sometimes in Discord
Some of the Guild features
- No attendance rules
Raiding should not feel like a job, we do not force our players to come to every raid and to apply weeks in-front > Just apply for any raid u wanna attend
(Ofc more active players will be always preferred, but we do not hate u if u slack
This rule is mostly aimed at our DPS players since our Tanks/Healers are nolife cores. All we ask of you is to do your off raid farm, and press 123 in Raids.
- Crazy videos
We Record most of our progress, or random mythic+ runs, or just a late night Discord talk > u can check our youtube channel to understand what i mean :P
- Special Raids
Karaoke, Jogurac mom raid, ICC teleport(if u join the guild, wont take long till u understand what ICC RAID IS) and many other smaller events that happen very randomly and frequently in this guild
- Discord fun
Stuck at work, bored to death? Got a phone? nice...now install the mobile discord app and u will feel like u have friends again(or for the first time) since our discord is so full of shiiiii* Custom Emojis > "Pictures" > Links... srsly we seen crazy !@#$ on our discord :D
What are the requirements to join us?
Overall the most important thing is that you fit in...like i said, this guild is very different from every guild you have ever raided with (100% guaranteed)
Be a chill, open minded person, that can have loads of fun, and be serious when necessary(mythic bosses wont just drop dead)
You have to understand that with all the fun, and f**k the rules attitude... we still manage to compete on a high lvl ( be among top100 guilds in the World most of the time) so we expect you to have a certain skill level!
Take your chances, and give it a try with <Honolulu> ..."No Ragrets" style
Youtube Channel > https://www.youtube.com/user/Pimpilimpik/videos
Jogurac mom raid > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh6gmPFXmE
04/02/20
Recruitment page updated
Check out the 8.3 progress videos!
discord.gg/rEeGyUn > Best way to contact us
Latest videos:
Mythic Queen Azshara https://youtu.be/VK1JX3Spq7M
Mythic Jaina https://youtu.be/3uFtEX3zHzA
Karaoke Raid youtu.be/Rnq95LEVR30
Mythic Ghuun youtu.be/fMtXx61CQ_E
more kill videos on
youtube.com/user/Pimpilimpik
What we did in Legion:
<Honolulu> Started Legion as a "yo lets raid heroic a bit and go play Overwatch when we get bored guild" We were 4 friends in total... The Whole guild got created of /2 Trade chat and we went from realm rank 50 trash guild nobody wants to join to World top 100 guild everyone and their moms now want to join.
...and go watch our kill videos srsly .!.
The most Retarded Guild on Sylvanas since 2009
Raid - Schedule:
Wed/Thu/Sun/Mon/Tue
18-22h (might go to 22:30 if close to kill etc)
Only pussies raid 2x a week
No attendance rules (scroll down to read more about this)
www.facebook.com/HonoluluGuild
send us a message for more infos
Please feel free to apply even if your class is currently listed as ‘Closed’. We will always consider exceptional applications and can also hold your application for future consideration when a vacancy arises.(we kicked somebody cause he went mental...his cat died..seriously this happened)
Wanna know more? keep reading then
Who the f*** is Honolulu?
- We are a guild that was created from leftovers(people who didn't get a raiding spot) in a top10 Sylvanas guild back in Cata.
It took us(so called "3rd Squad") 2,5 weeks to overtake the main squad in progress, after which we got kicked cause we didn't want to mix with them.
The name <Honolulu> was created by writing "random retarded name" on google (dunno why Honolulu popped out) > The guild was afk after Cata all the way till Legion
What makes us so different/retarded?
This is very hard to explain, the core of the guild goes very deep Jogurac mom type of deep(check video below) Seriously its hard to explain... we are just a bunch of idiots with no limits, and very awkward taste in Humour.. We act like a family, and have are own "Guild Language", we accept new people with open hands(and asses) and hope u will link your small *** sometimes in Discord
Some of the Guild features
- No attendance rules
Raiding should not feel like a job, we do not force our players to come to every raid and to apply weeks in-front > Just apply for any raid u wanna attend
(Ofc more active players will be always preferred, but we do not hate u if u slack
This rule is mostly aimed at our DPS players since our Tanks/Healers are nolife cores. All we ask of you is to do your off raid farm, and press 123 in Raids.
- Crazy videos
We Record most of our progress, or random mythic+ runs, or just a late night Discord talk > u can check our youtube channel to understand what i mean :P
- Special Raids
Karaoke, Jogurac mom raid, ICC teleport(if u join the guild, wont take long till u understand what ICC RAID IS) and many other smaller events that happen very randomly and frequently in this guild
- Discord fun
Stuck at work, bored to death? Got a phone? nice...now install the mobile discord app and u will feel like u have friends again(or for the first time) since our discord is so full of shiiiii* Custom Emojis > "Pictures" > Links... srsly we seen crazy !@#$ on our discord :D
What are the requirements to join us?
Overall the most important thing is that you fit in...like i said, this guild is very different from every guild you have ever raided with (100% guaranteed)
Be a chill, open minded person, that can have loads of fun, and be serious when necessary(mythic bosses wont just drop dead)
You have to understand that with all the fun, and f**k the rules attitude... we still manage to compete on a high lvl ( be among top100 guilds in the World most of the time) so we expect you to have a certain skill level!
Take your chances, and give it a try with <Honolulu> ..."No Ragrets" style
Youtube Channel > https://www.youtube.com/user/Pimpilimpik/videos
Jogurac mom raid > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh6gmPFXmE
profile administrator(s): Purke
last updated by Purke 18 days ago
