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“Honolulu” Guild

Alliance EU-Sylvanas    (armory)
Progress: 11/12 (M)
World: 81
EU: 51
EU English: 32
Realm: 1
World: 105
EU: 68
EU English: 36
Realm: 1
Encounter First Kill Videos World EU Realm Fastest Kill
+ M: Carapace of N'Zoth1 day ago81511
+ M: Il'gynoth, Corruption Reborn8 days ago80541
+ M: Ra-den the Despoiled13 days ago7248167m 43s
+ M: Drest'agath15 days ago 6945130m 20s
+ M: Vexiona20 days ago 66461
+ M: Dark Inquisitor Xanesh22 days ago 7552131m 36s
+ M: Shad'har the Insatiable23 days ago 8445130m 45s
+ M: The Hivemind26 days ago 3923134m 46s
+ M: The Prophet Skitra27 days ago268158115m 44s
+ M: Maut27 days ago10045113m 33s
+ M: Wrathion, the Black Emperor27 days ago200391
+ H: N'Zoth the CorruptorJan 23, 2020 20:104116113m 17s
+ H: Carapace of N'ZothJan 23, 2020 18:4817852125m 22s
+ H: VexionaJan 22, 2020 22:00421251570m 25s
+ H: Ra-den the DespoiledJan 22, 2020 21:1918789118m 14s
+ H: Il'gynoth, Corruption RebornJan 22, 2020 20:5010643211m 09s
+ H: Shad'har the InsatiableJan 22, 2020 20:01361115214m 49s
+ H: Drest'agathJan 22, 2020 19:4819455210m 02s
+ H: The HivemindJan 22, 2020 19:2734058113m 33s
+ H: Dark Inquisitor XaneshJan 22, 2020 18:3651575116m 40s
+ H: The Prophet SkitraJan 22, 2020 17:27973114110m 17s
+ H: MautJan 22, 2020 16:4995397108m 51s
+ H: Wrathion, the Black EmperorJan 22, 2020 16:2112331131

Guild Profile

Primary Language: English
Raids per week: 5
deathknight (dd)high
mage (fire) 
paladin (holy)low
Latest News:

Recruitment page updated
Check out the 8.3 progress videos! > Best way to contact us

Latest videos:

Mythic Queen Azshara
Mythic Jaina
Karaoke Raid
Mythic Ghuun
more kill videos on

What we did in Legion:
<Honolulu> Started Legion as a "yo lets raid heroic a bit and go play Overwatch when we get bored guild" We were 4 friends in total... The Whole guild got created of /2 Trade chat and we went from realm rank 50 trash guild nobody wants to join to World top 100 guild everyone and their moms now want to join.

...and go watch our kill videos srsly .!.

The most Retarded Guild on Sylvanas since 2009

Raid - Schedule:

18-22h (might go to 22:30 if close to kill etc)
Only pussies raid 2x a week
No attendance rules (scroll down to read more about this)
send us a message for more infos
Please feel free to apply even if your class is currently listed as ‘Closed’. We will always consider exceptional applications and can also hold your application for future consideration when a vacancy arises.(we kicked somebody cause he went mental...his cat died..seriously this happened)

Wanna know more? keep reading then

Who the f*** is Honolulu?

- We are a guild that was created from leftovers(people who didn't get a raiding spot) in a top10 Sylvanas guild back in Cata.
It took us(so called "3rd Squad") 2,5 weeks to overtake the main squad in progress, after which we got kicked cause we didn't want to mix with them.
The name <Honolulu> was created by writing "random retarded name" on google (dunno why Honolulu popped out) > The guild was afk after Cata all the way till Legion

What makes us so different/retarded?

This is very hard to explain, the core of the guild goes very deep Jogurac mom type of deep(check video below) Seriously its hard to explain... we are just a bunch of idiots with no limits, and very awkward taste in Humour.. We act like a family, and have are own "Guild Language", we accept new people with open hands(and asses) and hope u will link your small *** sometimes in Discord

Some of the Guild features

- No attendance rules
Raiding should not feel like a job, we do not force our players to come to every raid and to apply weeks in-front > Just apply for any raid u wanna attend
(Ofc more active players will be always preferred, but we do not hate u if u slack
This rule is mostly aimed at our DPS players since our Tanks/Healers are nolife cores. All we ask of you is to do your off raid farm, and press 123 in Raids.

- Crazy videos
We Record most of our progress, or random mythic+ runs, or just a late night Discord talk > u can check our youtube channel to understand what i mean :P

- Special Raids
Karaoke, Jogurac mom raid, ICC teleport(if u join the guild, wont take long till u understand what ICC RAID IS) and many other smaller events that happen very randomly and frequently in this guild

- Discord fun
Stuck at work, bored to death? Got a phone? install the mobile discord app and u will feel like u have friends again(or for the first time) since our discord is so full of shiiiii* Custom Emojis > "Pictures" > Links... srsly we seen crazy !@#$ on our discord :D

What are the requirements to join us?

Overall the most important thing is that you fit i said, this guild is very different from every guild you have ever raided with (100% guaranteed)
Be a chill, open minded person, that can have loads of fun, and be serious when necessary(mythic bosses wont just drop dead)
You have to understand that with all the fun, and f**k the rules attitude... we still manage to compete on a high lvl ( be among top100 guilds in the World most of the time) so we expect you to have a certain skill level!
Take your chances, and give it a try with <Honolulu> ..."No Ragrets" style

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profile administrator(s): Purke
last updated by Purke 21 day ago
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