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“Project Nemesis” Guild

Alliance EU-Terokkar    (armory)
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Guild Profile

Primary Language: English
Raids per week: 3
Recruiting (outdated):
deathknight (dd)low
demon hunter (dd)low
druid (balance)low
druid (feral-dd)low
monk (healer)low
monk (dd)medium
monk (tank)low
paladin (holy)medium
paladin (retribution)low
priest (dd)medium
shaman (elemental)low
shaman (enhancement)low
warrior (dd)low
So, I had this dream last night, right...Not the fluffy wuffy clouds, pretty flowers and fields sort.

There was a Pygmy, Circus clown, a Demon-possessed bunny wabbit and!! Rick Grimes, all chanting “Join Project Nemesis!”

I woke up, drenched in sweat and clutching a Rabbits Foot, a sign perchance?

As a Guild we realise etiquette is all about an Azerothian’s social behaviour. If you're a lone Dwarf on a mountain, you don't have to worry about etiquette; if somebody comes up the mountain, then you've got a problem. It matters because we want to live in reasonably harmonious Guild and community.

You may often find that sometimes well be dirty dancing with our Hoarde counterparts in BGs that could be true. "Are you thinking what we're thinking? Good. Bring ample supply of butter, and Goblin Jumper Cables. If you’ve ever danced with a Gnome in the pale moonlight? Done the boogie woogie with a Tauren until you were lactose intolerant? By reading this far you’re the guildie for us!

At Project Nemesis we humbly believe the future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams and Happiness is not a goal… it’s a by-product of a Guildlife well lived. Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.

With our No Frills simple “non-patent” philosophy we’ve learned that people will forget what we’ve said, people will forget what we’ve done, but people will never forget how Project Nemesis made them feel. Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds we simply value the person first and always over the avatar.

Consider how Gwayne “The Pebble” Manasprocket described us as "Project Nemesis put hair on his chest, will build character they will turn you from zero to hero. They take you as putty and mould pure steel and will help you build perfect Abs using their gnome patent 10000000000000g non refundable system" - the guild that changed his life, and it can change yours!

Apprehensive? Not sure what to make of us? We’ve got the World Guild first for saying the Candyman 3 times and still here to tell the tale of our heroism. Like a few relics we’ve weathered Barrens chat, deathcoil, Chuck Norris, Captain Kirk of the U.S.S. Enterprise and every iteration of the word “noob”.

For all its depth and diversity the Guild can be soooo masculine that even our female Draenei fall face-first under the weight of their chest hair! Was it because Gnomer gave us night terrors? Or because our bones may line the walls of Scarlet Monestary? Onyxia has scorched us more times than we can count, ICC was….lets just stop there, what happened in ICC stays in ICC

Gnomeablo Picaso once said
"Some Guilds transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun"...A day without sunshine is like, you know, night

Join today and help us paint and sculpt our very own masterpiece, raiders, socials, who cares we just enjoy the ride with like-minded people! For there’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

Seriously maybe your simply Lost? Confused? Lonely? Constipated? Twitterpated? Giggly? Hurt? Crazy? Boggled? Excitable? Bumfuzzled? Hungry? Kidnapped? Sweet-smelling? What other guild can cater for every state of mind.

Raid Days are:
Monday & Wednesday: 2100 – 2300 ST
Tuesdays & Thursdays: Mythic + Night
Friday & Sunday: Free for all
Saturday: Community Events

For our 1 minute give away you’ll receive your own personal manservant, a complimentary mint on your hearthstone every night, and access to a guild timeshare located in Neltharion's Lair

Happy to chat anytime and boy can I chat:

Our new and improved website is now up so drop by and say hey:

Discord: Please ask for an Invite

Battlenet: Jeebsjones#2394
profile administrator(s): JeebussJones
last updated by JeebussJones 6 months ago
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