“Safety Dance” Guild

Currently recruiting for next tier. Need anything!! always looking for good players, no matter role!


only true 2d/week with no added time or optional heroic days. prog / pull count logs: https://www.warcraftlogs.com/guild/progress/620671?zone=31

Name changed from blm Esports
https://www.wowprogress.com/guild/eu/twisting-nether/BLM+Esports



also stop copying our prog




players of exceptional skill will always be considered

RAID DAYS
19:00-23:00 Server Time (GMT+1)
Wednesday

Monday

PREVIOUS GUILD NAMES:
"Safety Dance"

"Toxic Anime Girls"

"나루토" (https://www.wowprogress.com/guild/eu/draenor/%EB%82%98%EB%A3%A8%ED%86%A0/rating.tier24)

Local Imams
(https://www.wowprogress.com/guild/eu/twisting-nether/Local+Imams/rating.tier25)

Cringe
(https://www.wowprogress.com/guild/eu/twisting-nether/cringe)




we like shittalking each other in voice and fooling around.

Achievements

Tier 21 World 125 - 2days/week - prenerf
Tier 22 World 110(Famed Slayer) - 4days/week
Tier 23 World 339 - 3d/w Started progression 8.1.5 (13/03/19) - cleared (14/04/19) 230 pulls 7 nights on Jaina
Tier 23.5 World 92(Famed Slayer) - most scuffed raiding hours EU, fuck you uu'nat


Notable Side Achievements by our players & Guild

2012 World Champion Big Buck Hunter
1 Junior Masterchef contestant who managed to win with a burnt risotto
World Record for most wanks/hr during raid
8 Total Wipeout contestants, 8 finalists
1 Greek High Jump Champion
1 Producer of Greek Yoghurt
LBGTQ+ Friendly
LGBTQ+ Unfriendly
Most diverse guild (Americans, Terrorists, Europeans, Asians)
Religiously friendly guild. We have protestants, catholics and muslims.
Multilingual Guild
Casted heals @Scornal
Four UK mastermind contestants
The ONLY Korean guild on Draenor
Housing Bobby Fisher
3 Chess Grand Masters
Voted Europe's Best Daycare Guild
Manage to start raids 10 min late every single raid
2 Billionaires
Crash Bandicoot Any% Speed run World Record
Featured on WoW Classic Moments!
Featured Method Josh!
Combined average IQ 189
Ph.D. in shitposting
Zoomers & Boomers
Weebs & Dweebs
Combined Anime hours watched is well above 15000+
1 Yu-Gi-Oh! Professional Player
2 Pokémon Competitive Players
Several Cumbridge Educated individuals to share their knowledge with you
Increased our yearly of 15.7B Gold revenue by approximately 50%
Met our deadlines inconsistently
Piloted the Silverback Gorilla Foundation program started by Donald Trump
Will never public our logs regardless of your rank 1s
Lowest amount of preparation for raids possible
World 7th Mythic Blackhand
Silver Surfers accepted but hated
Green Gardeners accepted but they're trying
Blue Barry accepted but almost there
Purple Patrick liked
Legendary Leo praised
Yellow Yasmins successfully padded
7 tent dwellers
Bachelor in bomb vest crafting
Ret paladin with 320 IQ.
Two chairman of the board of MENSA
Seven chairman of the board of inventions
Three climbers on Mount Everest
WoWHobbs raided with us
2 healed Stormwall Mythic
3 task managers of oblivion
realm first heroic u'naat (lol BTFO?)
one historian, Ph.D. in curtains
Four "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" contestants
One peoples post code lottery winner (neighbour won it)
one greenkeeper (works at manny stadium)
two coal miners
one grand imperial wizard (this is to test your knowledge)
four people donating £49.99 a month to unicef
upon joining this guild, you are granted a child from africa (sponsor a child foundation, forced payment every month. Lowest £14.99/mo)
four lawyers
one winner of paradise hotel
one member featured on the "undateables"
two members featured in "Big Brother"
one man jailed in NK (laughed at north korean guard in theKorean Demilitarized Zone)
greek (yes, ggx gang!!! pogchampion ;D lol) raids here
كس امك
one professional NEED FOR SPEED™ player
fourteen coin collectors
nine bird watchers
three fucking microsoft edge users
seven firefox users
9 LINUX operators
three tech supporters working @ VIRGIN MEDIA
despite arabs only making up 11.5384684616% of the guild, they cause more than 65% of our wipes
2 border hoppers
One Microsoft Executive
one player managed to get a 1493 winstreak in Minecraft Bedwars
ten people devoted to slay weebs
longest wowprogress description
¿Quieres?
one member featured as one of the spy kidz
world first 25 man enderdragon kill (minecraft)
each member averages 43.5 EHP on OSRS (check us out on cml)
four guild meet ups yearly at our guild vineyard
one member as an extra in GoT, season 2 episode 8 at around 14:47 minute mark
one member featured in "Can't Pay, We'll Take It Away!"
one crisp eating contest winner 3 times running (walkers bracket)
featuring one predator from "How To Catch A Predator"
Djarii raided here
one supermarket sweep champion
housing the magnus carlsen of checkers
1997 PacMan Grand Champion of the Blockbuster tournament
World Record holder for 10meter fastwalking
one zumba developer
three users of the quantum code
we have a 25% discount code to the TeleShop
one person featured on sweden's "Freaky Eaters" for exclusively eating oboy kakao powder (cacao powder)
houses our very own guild poet
swam across the pacific ocean multiple times
discovered the lost city of atlantis
watering every single coral reef with hand picked crystal water from mount fuji
currently got full control of all observatories in the world
two lead scientists in the flat earth society
weekly skribbl.io inhouse tournaments to keep our minds on the fly
three volunteer twitch moderators
the astral guardian raided with us
two temporal guardians to protect mortals from harm
two winners of mr olympia (1975 and 2018)
no 26 year old snowflake in the guild anymore https://tinyurl.com/yxungcn9
says we start raid 1900 but actually start 1920/30
says we 5times a week raid first two weeks of mythic, actually don't change at all cus ppl can't
Ricardo Milos applied to us
4x Uu'nat heroic rank 1 boss dmg CHAMP raider
1 love island contenstant
best 1½ raiding guild on planet earth
https://streamable.com/zkwpf World famous player, presented by the second
best paladin in the world.
Three proud members of the EDL.
One True devoted imam
Guinness record of most peeled chicken nuggets
Several members are diagnosed with ADD and ADHD
One story teller
Vitamin D deficiency in Saudi Arabia.
Atleast one lob a raid.

Most pulls in the world on sylvanas mythic.







If you have any questions contact and languages listed below:
(Battle net)
Aswooper#2428 (EU, Rock Thrower, SWE, KR) bigbrain (min 500iq) contact this guy for any important stuff




As always, Thank You for your interest and as always:
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