“Betrayer of the Manatee” Guild

Betrayer of the Manatee is the newest heroic progression guild on Crushridge! We are currently seeking 3 solid dps to fill out our roster. Ideally, one melee and two ranged. Preferably hunter/boomkin/mage for the ranged spot, but exceptions can be made for outstanding players.

We are a laid back but get shit done guild, 100% drama free, and know what we're doing. We're looking for solid players who are in it for the long haul.

We raid later due to several west coast players. Raid times are from 8pm - 12am server. If you match any of this forthcoming criteria then we DON'T want you:

•You are bad at this game.

•You cannot tolerate excessive racism and trolling.

•You are a loot whore/whiner and/or cry a lot and generally act like you have a vagina (this includes if you actually have a real vagina).

•You show up late and generally don't try hard enough (without acting like you try too hard)

•You can't raid late enough cause mommy says it's bedtime. (we raid late) Exceptions possibly made if you're under the age of 21 and your mom is a milf while we coerce her number from you.

•You're really bad at this game.

•You get mad a lot (read: turbonerd srs)

•You want to play a role that i've already said we aren't looking for cause you think you're amazing at it.

•You're a roleplayer.

•You care a lot.

•You're really terrible at this game.

Don't bother asking if you fit any of the aforementioned criteria. If you somehow passed our extremely rigorous demands and are interested then whisper Beasterbunny or Sera ingame.