“League of Best Friends” Guild

Overview
You may be looking for information about <League of Best Friends> but fuck them. instead i'm here to advertise my new guild <Paul Blart Fan Club> so I can ditch this shit guild.

Recruitment
We're always looking for exceptional players of any class. But currently I'll be happy with just about anyone and need a couple more people; like 19.

What can <Paul Blart Fan Club> offer you?
Raiding: It's pretty OK. I guess.
Community: As a community we have been trying to growing these last couple of years and started branching out to better games.
As the guild itself we offer something; not sure what it is but its certainly something. Outside of raiding there are always members getting tilted while playing other games such as LoL (We used to have a friend in diamond, but not anymore).

Requirements
A certain amount of the following:
- Speed
- Violence
- Momentum
- 110

Raid Times
6-7 AM every Tuesday but I can be flexible.

Raid progression
Legion
- Antorus 0/11
- Tomb of Sargeras 1/9
- Nighthold 3/11
- Trial of Valor 0/3
- Emerald Nightmare 4/7
Warlords of Draenor
- Hellfire Citadel 5/13
- Blackrock Foundry 2/10
- Highmaul 4/7
All of this progression is in LFR. One day I hope to either actually finish one of the previous raids before I get bored and give up or actually do any of the current raids.

Contact Info
Battle Tags: Cresp#1930, CoolestCat#1782, EpicStutters#1486
Phone Number: 1800 REVERSE (You will figure it out)
Fax: 1-877-555-9199
Pager: SWOLE (I lost it so I may not answer to this)
Address: Nick's mums house