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Horde US-Maelstrom    (armory)
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Primary Language: English
Raids per week: 1
Recruiting (outdated):
druid (balance)low
paladin (holy)high
priest (dd)medium
shaman (elemental)low
Shalom, hebrews and shebrews! It's that time in the expansion cycle again: <MAGIC GLADIATOR> is recruiting! Do you have a functional medulla oblongata and 3 spells that function from 30+ yards away? If so, congratulations! You're halfway to qualifying for membership.

MG is a casual 10-man raiding guild, and we need 2-3 ranged dps (preferably cloth) and 1 holy paladin. I've got a fever, and the only prescription... is more biscuits! Don't miss this many-times-in-a-lifetime chance to get your raid on with some swarthy mother-expletives. Our first raid of the season begins November 3rd at 730pm, and ends when we're too drunk to see our screens. We raid every Saturday night, and although we don't have any strict requirements, we try to keep our idiot quotient as low as possible. Raid loot is generally /roll, but if you get an item, you probably shouldn't roll on anything again that night. Use common sense, don't be a loot s'more, tend to your gear every once in a while, and we're good.

Megan's Law requires us to inform you that prospective members under age 18 are strongly discouraged from applying. Our core group is 25+. If you don't have an adult sense of humor, you're unlikely to fit in. We're always accepting new members that are a good fit, but filling out a 10-man group is our primary main objective.

PST to Rachel, Jaytrolstein, Catch, Angelïous, or Orcasmicah for an invite!
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