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“Smooth Jazz” Guild

Horde US-Maelstrom    (armory)
Progress: 2/8 (M)
World: 7187
US: 2590
Realm: 3
World: 30968
US: 12582
Realm: 33
Encounter First Kill Videos World US Realm Fastest Kill
+ M: MOTHEROct 8, 2018 01:3748791743126m 52s
+ M: TalocSep 24, 2018 03:36465117151
+ H: G'huunOct 12, 2018 03:2671802633161m 44s
+ H: Mythrax the UnravelerSep 24, 2018 01:4446281607108m 36s
+ H: Zul, RebornSep 21, 2018 03:3052061902132m 24s
+ H: Zek'voz, Herald of N'zothSep 17, 2018 03:2065032338126m 56s
+ H: VectisSep 17, 2018 02:0173072627113m 41s
+ H: Fetid DevourerSep 10, 2018 03:2652351958110m 28s
+ H: MOTHERSep 10, 2018 02:2771492790107m 38s
+ H: TalocSep 10, 2018 01:46896736121

Guild Profile

Primary Language: English
Raids per week: 2
Recruiting (outdated):
all classes
<Smooth Jazz> is a guild composed of low functioning, intellectual challenged ADULTS. We are a Horde guild located in the US on the Maelstrom-Lightninghoof-The Venture Co connected realm group (Maelhoof Co for short). We recently returned to WoW (this is why we are very dumb) following a break from the game because legion was the worst thing to happen the history of the world. We've been together for 10 years at this point, so if stability's something you're interested in, there you go.

We are looking to recruit malleable, housebroken, and hopefully not completely degenerate players to fill in the holes of our raid group. Most of us got our fill of serious progression when we did it in Cata, Mists (Realm First Lei Shen/Ra-den/Garrosh, Top 200 US guild during Siege of Orgrimmar), Warlords (Realm First for all raids, top 200 US), and in Legion (realm first Mythic Argus) and we are not looking to replicate that pace here. We're going to make the most of our time in the raid, and we'll go deep into mythics, but the days of throwing ourselves against a giant fat man 9 hours a week for a month are behind us, now we'll be doing it 6 hours a week for a month and a half.

Raid Times: Thursday, Sunday 6-9 PST.

All jokes aside (my material is not that great to start with and I have to save some of it for raid nights), we are forming a raid group after returning from a short break from the game and we have a few holes in the roster that need to be filled. If that seems like something you'd be interested in, you should definitely shoot one of us a message on battletag and talk things over with us. We are taking almost anyone, although we do have a few restrictions on that which I'll explain now: We don't abide total weirdos. Through the years (close to ten that most of us have been playing together) we've had opportunities to replace people with much better players and we've always said no because we genuinely like everyone we raid with. Our biggest strength through the various expansions has always been that there's never any drama within the raid group. If you're some a-bomb of Aspergers and social awkwardness just waiting to light yourself on fire in a bizarre display of attention-seeking you can just go away. Or not, but we will probably run you out of the guild because you're not going to fit in and you're going to make voice chat really awkward to sit in during raids.

If all of this hasn't scared you away, feel free to message Kaynub#1751, CLAMBO#1685,Run#11763, or Jonny#1378 on or find someone in the guild in-game and they will point you towards the right people to talk to about joining us. If you're interested in raiding, we can all answer your questions but Run's raid lead so you might want to start with him.

Or join us in our discord:

Right now we're looking for a holy pally and some more dps, but experienced players in any role / class should get in touch
profile administrator(s): kaynub
last updated by kaynub 1 year ago
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