“Guild of Rhinlynn” Guild

We're casually hardcore. We're hard working slackers. We do zero research on anything but we know what we're doing.

As the home of:

the DK that tanks raids in full dps ge-HAS NEVER SEEN A F*****G WEAPON DROP ANYWHERE

the warlock that breaks pens in arena

the mage that reports guildies

the invisible shaman

the priest with 0 fps (probably because his computer is on fire LOL)

the hunter that poops on his keyboard

the drunk paladin

the warrior with two left feet

• the druid that is the hunter class lead
• The monk whose prior raiding experience consists of WotLK Naxxramas
• The warlock who is forced to play a bear and is usually soloing heroic Ragnaros IRL
• brb scotch


We strive to maintain a very professional environment that sets an example for the entire server. It seems to be working.

We have a strict schedule of raiding between the hours of 7-11, which usually means a start time of 8 and an end time of about 10:15.

Notable accomplishments (guild):
Realm first Al'akir
Realm first 25
Realm first Challenge Conqueror: Gold

Notable achievements (personal)
Battlegroup first Zen'shar (Farnsworth)
Battlegroup first Disruptron (Jetsoda)


Note:Due to recent catastrophic events, we have been forced to outsource 50% of our supply of canadian raiders to the real world. Because of this, Giya is no longer included in this box set.