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“Gossip Girls” Guild

Horde US-Twisting Nether    (armory)
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Guild Profile

Primary Language: Chinese
Raids per week: 7
Recruiting (outdated):
all classes
Gossip Girls Makes Mouth Happy!

We are a small guild formed by people who were tired of raiding 4 srs. We focus mainly on trying to score hole-in-one grand slams and on creating private channels to talk trash about the people in our other private channels.

Occasionally we raid, and occasionally during raids, we rage on each other until someone cries.

Current Needs:
-Donors to our guild bank
-A cure for our fear of commitment
-Other Steve Gutenberg/Police Academy enthusiasts
-A loving nurturer to help us grow as guild members and as people
-Some bitchin titties hell yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa

Submit an application on our website to try your luck at the recruitment gauntlet, where only the strong survive!

Recruitment lasts for an indefinite period during which we will make fun of your voice/personality/playstyle/religion behind your back in private channels. Once the jokes are exhausted, you will be accepted or denied. Recruits will be allowed as much gear as they can wrestle from our maelstrom crazed hoarder of a guild leader.

If you don't know who we are, here is a little backstory:
John McClane was just minding his own business and trying to get back with his wife by showing up at her office Christmas party when BAM terrorists take over the place. All of the sudden he's shooting people and walking on broken glass and the dad from Family Matters is killing some guy you thought was already dead! Oh and at some point we made a guild called <Gossip Girls>.
profile administrator(s): Bogger
last updated by Bogger 5 years ago
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