“ohnoes” Guild

About Us:
ohnoes is one of the oldest original Smolderthorn guilds that transferred to Sargeras in 2012! Founded by Ghakin in 2004, we started as a pvp guild back when the server was still young, and through our extensive teamwork, became one of the most feared and respected teams on the server. Having produced over 8 High Warlords and countless Warlords during our run, and getting little to no competition from our Alliance opponents, we then turned our sights to PvE to see if Blizzard could challenge us in ways players hadn't. So we put on our carebear suits and entered our first instance.

Schedule:
ohnoes raids three days a week (Tuesday, Thursday, Sunday 7:30-11:00EST), with the occasional extra day when everyone is on and ready to go. That being said, we require 100% attendance from our raiders on our main raid days because we do not recruit fill ins or back ups. If you cannot commit to our three day schedule, this is not the guild for you.

Raiding Environment:
ohnoes has been around for a very long time, and has always been at the cusp of being an extraordinary guild. However, for the forty and twenty-five man raid it seemed for every exceptional player, we had an equally terrible or otherwise numb skulled individual that severely limited our ability to perform or would have attendance issues that would cripple us and put us ‘months behind’. This would lead to about ten to twelve players trying to hold up an entire raid, and that simply was not possible for the newer, harder content. No one wants to feel like they are constantly carrying players, and truly difficult raids can only succeed if everyone is confident in the players around them. Now, that being said, the ohnoes of today is the most talented group of players we have ever had in our seven years of being a WoW guild and we are going to continue our momentum by keeping our 'best foot forward' so to speak. We implement this with our guild motto, The best player, plays.. It also calls for all players to become team oriented, meaning everyone raiding should want to do whatever possible to further the guilds cause.

Loot:
Loot is done by a council system, with the managers making up the council. Loot is distributed based on several factors.
Performance, attendance, largest upgrade, and guild rapport are some determining factors in loot decision. Loot will be recorded by an officer so that fair distribution occurs, just because an item is a much larger upgrade for someone doesn't mean they will always get it. I.E. they had already gotten multiple items in that run or over the past couple raids and the other individual had not.

Reasons for Removal from Guild
* Attendance issues
*Performance issues
* Constant tardiness (work/class excluded)
* Not letting managers you will miss a raid or be late.
* Drama
Straight up, this doesn't mean if you have an issue with loot decision, guild operations or raid techniques you don't say anything. If you have a problem, tell us! We try to make the best decisions to help everyone, but that doesn't mean we're infallible. Officers will always listen and try to find a solution to whatever arises.
What this does mean is if you cause issues in guild or act with the same grace and poise as a 5-year-old who just got his candy jacked, we will kick you. This is a game, this is for fun. Zero tolerance on guild drama.
* Applications to other guilds
If we find one, we kick you. I'm not going to gear out someone who'd rather be with another group. Loot is for those who want to be here.


Thanks, if you are interested in applying please visit our website or contact Modica, Evilangel, Ghakin, Killow or Wafers in game!