“Shinjuku Shoguns” Guild

Shinjuku Shoguns are a group of raunchy shit talking raiders who like to have a good time.

Our raid times/dates are:
Wednesday 11pm-2am Server
Friday 11pm-2am Server
Sunday 11pm-2am Server

I feel obligated to put some super serious and lame guild rules/creed seeing as how the other guilds have done the same, So lets begin.

-You don't have to show up on time. but if you're late ya better kick some ass to compensate.
-A sense of humor is a requirement, so take that broom out of your ass and get ready to lay down some heavy smack talk along with dps.
-We must always have at least one gay guy in our guild at all times to make things interesting.
-The money in the guild bank is there for repairs....and for the Officers to squander and use on their alts.
-If you're going to miss raid because you're gonna go get your drink on make sure you have a competent replacement and warn the raid a day in advance.
-We normally get drunk in vent on Saturdays and have a good time.
-Our most important rule is simply "Do not suck at this game if you intend to raid with us"

I guess our guild "creed" would be "Time invested is just a crutch for lack of skill"

To summarize, We are the Shoguns! We usually start at least an hour late on a good night. But don't worry, we're one of the top horde guilds for a reason. What we lack in time and structure we make up for in skill.