“Decidedly Uncouth” Guild

You just found your new guild. Your forever guild. How does it feel? You've been clicking through guilds on WowProgress, wishing there was an effective keybind because you hate being a dirty clicker. Click on a guild, read about them, rinse, repeat, and bored out of your mind.

Until now. Decidedly Uncouth. The guild name is cool. The message is different. But you're asking yourself how this wall of text can possibly know what you want? Because it's destiny. And in the next weeks, months, and hopefully years, we will fulfill our destiny by slaying internet dragons and demons together.

Listen, we know you have needs. You're paying $15 a month to have fun. Don't settle! Be needy! We're here to meet those needs.

• You need a competitive guild. You need a guild that has a history of completing content while it's relevant. You refuse to miss out on Cutting Edge. Refuse to miss out on mounts. That's Decidedly Uncouth.


• You also have commitments other than this game. You've got friends, family, work, or other games you want to play. You can't raid 3, 4, 5 days a week every week. But you refuse to give up the competitive environment. You refuse to give up on completing tiers. You want a guild that raids two days a week, Tuesday and Thursday, 8pm to Midnight EST. You want a guild that goes a little harder at the beginning and end of a tier by raiding an extra day or two in order to turn excitement into progression. That's Decidedly Uncouth.


• You need stability. You need a guild that has proven it can last. Maybe even a guild that's been raiding together since Molten Core in 2005. You need a guild that has stable leadership. That's Decidedly Uncouth.

Just like you have needs, we have standards. Our raiders demand excellence. But that's no problem for you. You love a challenge. You're ready to push yourself. You're ready to achieve excellence. Because you're destined to do so with us.

• Our raiders are always prepared. They have knowledge of mechanics on progression bosses. They optimize for each boss. They participate in strategy discussions because they've done the research. That's you.


• Our raiders are always performing at a high level. They learn mechanics quickly. They do their assigned jobs. They prioritize mechanics and assignments over parsing. But they still pump. That's you.


• Our raiders are always considerate. They help other raiders. They own their screw-ups in raids and improve upon their mistakes. They let us know if they can't show up. That's you.


• Our raiders are always flexible. They play alts and offspecs when needed. They proactively level and gear the flavor-of-the-month classes so we can class stack when needed. They are ready to switch classes and/or roles if theirs is underperforming for a given tier. That's you.


That's Decidedly Uncouth. That's you. Together we're destined for greatness. What are you waiting for? Seize your destiny. Scroll down to click the link to our website to apply, or copy this: https://www.decidedlyuncouth.com/


Current Recruitment Needs
Our roster is flexible on classes and roles, and we're looking to land exceptional players to kick start out progression in the next patch. If you're exceptional and can quantifiably prove it, apply! We want you.

Applicants should have recent logs to share, or for recent returners, a history of obtaining CE or equivalent across multiple tiers. Preference is given to applicants with both.

To contact us, connect to our Discord server: https://www.decidedlyuncouth.com/discord. Then message Argo or Osiris. There is no need to add us to your friend list if you join our server. Just message us directly.