“Empìre” Guild

Why hello, I didn't see you there...come on in, have a seat...get comfortable.

My name is Fathertìme, holy paladin extraordinaire and officer of Empìre. I'm a Pisces who absolutely does not enjoy long walks on the beach or romantic strolls, hand-in-hand under the moonlight sky at the local shopping establishment...as a matter of fact, I only walk as much as absolutely required (to the bathroom, to my car, etc) I guess what I'm trying to say is walking is not a hobby of mine.

You know what is though? BoP'ing our top melee dps and laughing as he struggles in vain to find the buff and click it off...could I tell him about /cancelaura? I could...but what would be the fun in that?

Do you enjoy thinly veiled sexual innuendo? What about blatant sexual advances regardless of your gender or sexual orientation? If you answered yes to either of these then you'll love raiding with Empìre...where there's so much testosterone you'll have to keep your mouth closed lest your risk getting some in your mouth.

I have no idea if we're recruiting, or even if we are, what roles/classes we're looking for...but if you have any questions...I mean any questions at all...feel free to add Exiti and Alenas to your friends list and pester them when they're online...they're very social and love helping strangers in exchange for noodz.