“TenPercentMoreDelicious” Guild

<TenPercentMoreDelicious> on Sargeras is looking for all classes.

We raid Sat/Sun 7-10CST.

Preference will be given to anyone who likes bagels and can tell a decent math joke.

Particularly looking for:

DPS who do not need babysitting
Healers



Website: http://10pmd.enjin.com
Contact: Morgainn (GM/Raid Lead) - Morganna#1933

Join us on OpenRaid.org:
http://openraid.org/guilds/index/5449#events

About us:

<Ten Percent More Delicious> is a raiding guild on Sargeras. We recently transferred from Dawnbringer/Madoran and are ready to become top bagel eating raiding team on the server. We are currently recruiting tanks, healers, and DPS to come wipe with us.

We raid 6 hours a week on the weekends because some of us think that work prohibits raiding during the week and others claim that they have a life to get to after raiding on the weekend even though they're online every day.

Raiding and stuff:

We raid Saturday and Sunday 7-10 CST

We run "beginner learning raids" through OpenRaid Tuesdays @ 7:15CST


We would like to think that we are a group of old friends who have been raiding together from vanilla, but nothing could be further from the truth. Most of us mock one another whenever the opportunity arises. Many of our raiders have raided in top 10,000 guilds in the past and some of us claim to have raided in top 150 guilds. But as far as we can tell, there is no evidence for the latter claim.

We are particularly prone to standing in fire and, frankly, no-one knows how to interrupt a god damn thing. Despite our desire to be both ‘casual’ and ‘awesome’, we mostly fret, drink, and wipe. Despite every effort to the contrary, we somehow managed to get AotC in HM and BrF. We even had some of it on farm.

As a guild, we believe in: coming late, never reading the forums for updates, avoiding talking with our raid leader at all costs, and skipping every other weekend.

Don’t bother to submit a formal application. Just show up. If you need gems and enchants, try to figure out how to work our guild bank and take what you need.

We use a loot council to distribute gear. Mostly, we give loot to whoever whines the most during the week about not having a tier set yet. If you do join us and do want loot, you will need to download yet another add-on and pay each officer 50k gold (which isn’t really much anymore). This doesn't really guarantee anything, but it will allow you worry less. You will also be expected to post your BiS wish list to the forums. Another task of futility if you posted all Mythic gear on your list.

If this sounds like the guild you have always dreamed of, please visit our site.
You wont be allowed in, but at least you will know that it exists and that we are for real.