“Last Attempt” Guild

Last Attempt is a horde guild on the Anetheron server who is looking for a few great players to fill it's last spots in what has come to be a solid raiding group. The guild is made up of real life friends and people raiding together for 1+ years. Bad luck has looked upon us and one of our members had to stop playing to take care of things outside the game.

We run Sun-Wed 10pm till 1am EST (EST Server) and are on a low population server.
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Also worth noting is that we typically do not accept applicants under the age of 18. Guild Chat under our tag is...for lack of a better word...raunchy and characterized by extremely high levels of homoeroticism (some of our members are just plain strange), swearing, and all around good times. The average age in our guild is somewhere in the early to mid twenties, and there is enough questionable content to make people our age uncomfortable. When they say that the game cannot be rated on a typical maturity scale due to uncontrollable interpersonal online interactions, what they mean to say is "You're probably going to run in to crazy motherfuckers like these who hold absolutely nothing as being sacred." We will inevitably make fun of anything you hold dear, not necessarily in an effort to spite you, but simply because it's that particular thing's turn to be brutally made fun of. This goes for religions, sexual orientations, sports, foods, each other, other people's mothers, and even instances of x-rated interactions with farm animals just to name a few. Take this into consideration. tl;dr we will make terrible terrible sex jokes all the time and make fun of anything and everything....but we dont mean it. We are by far and wide a very relaxed guild, with a great sense of humor, so if you're easily offended, please do not apply.

If you think that you can handle this type of an environment, please message Angelise, Convulsion or Shadonut in game. Granted, in the event of a guild invite, you will be placed on trial status for a period of no less than two weeks and no more than a month, during which time we will monitor your progress and how well you fit in with our core.