“Smooth Jazz” Guild

<Smooth Jazz> is a guild composed of low functioning, intellectually challenged adults. We are a Horde guild located in the US on the Maelstrom-Lightninghoof-The Venture Co connected realm group (Maelhoof Co for short). We recently returned to WoW (this is why we are very dumb) following a break from the game because BfA was the worst thing to happen in the history of the world. We've been together for 10 years at this point, so if stability's something you're interested in, there you go.

We are looking to recruit malleable, housebroken, and hopefully not completely degenerate players to fill in the holes of our raid group. Most of us got our fill of serious progression when we did it in Wrath, Cataclysm, Mists (Realm First Lei Shen/Ra-den/Garrosh, Top 200 US guild during Siege of Orgrimmar), Warlords (Realm First for all raids, top 200 US), and in Legion (realm first Mythic Argus) and we are not looking to replicate that pace here. We're going to make the most of our time in the raid, and we'll go deep into mythic, but the days of throwing ourselves against a giant fat man 9 hours a week for a month are behind us, now we'll be doing it 6 hours a week for a month and a half.

Raid Times: Thursday, Sunday 7-10 server

All jokes aside (my material is not that great to start with and I have to save some of it for raid nights), we are forming a raid group after returning from a long break from the game and we have a few holes in the roster that need to be filled. If that seems like something you'd be interested in, you should definitely shoot one of us a message on battletag and talk things over with us. We are taking almost anyone, although we do have a few restrictions on that which I'll explain now: We don't abide total weirdos. Through the years (close to ten that most of us have been playing together) we've had opportunities to replace people with much better players and we've always said no because we genuinely like everyone we raid with. Our biggest strength through the various expansions has always been that there's never any drama within the raid group. If you're some atomic bomb of Asperger's and social awkwardness just waiting to light yourself on fire in a bizarre display of attention-seeking you can go away now. Or not, but we will probably run you out of the guild because you're not going to fit in and you're going to make voice chat really awkward to sit in during raids. Lastly, please don't be a racist. I know that the current political climate makes a lot of y'all feel a lot braver on the internet but none of us want to hear that inbred trash spew out of your queued mic and into our snowflake libtard ears.

If all of this hasn't scared you away, feel free to message Kaynub#1751, CLAMBO#1685, Surprises#1757, or Jonny#1378 on Battle.net or find someone in the guild in-game and they will point you towards the right people to talk to about joining us. If you're interested in raiding, we can all answer your questions but Troll's the raid leader so you might want to start with him.

Or join us in our discord: https://discord.gg/Ka3CfBu

Right now we are looking for anything and everything. Assume we are starting from scratch.