“Mayhems Reckoning” Guild

Mayhem's Reckoning has died.

Over the next few weeks, you'll see the guild trying to recruit in order to fill a void that has been left by the true talent of the guild leaving, but under the leadership that now exists within the guild, it will fail.

But by all means, if you feel you'd still like to try, please give a whisper to one of the officers in-game. They'll be wiping on 10man Heroic Immerseus while they "Try to work out the kinks" until Warlords of Draenor, and will probably need fresh talent, since if you don't claim the Guild Leader to be your best friend, you're a "worthless waste of space" who "needs to stop playing the game."

That's right folks, Mayhem's Reckoning doesn't recruit talent who can top DPS meters, they only recruit players who are capable of being at the top of Adoration Meters.

So if you're interested in wiping for hours on end, hearing sexually biased jokes, having your sexual orientation constantly questioned, and being made fun of if you live below poverty level, or close to poverty level, we welcome you to join.

All Blindly Loyal Sycophants looking to apply should contact an Officer In-Game, including your Class, Your Spec, Your Experience, Your Item Level, and a picture of your lips, since those are what you'll truly be using to gain standing in the guild.