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“Not Like This” Guild

Horde EU-Stormscale    (armory)
Progress: 9/10 (M)
World: 2916
EU: 1780
EU English: 1008
Realm: 31
World: 18016
EU: 9062
EU English: 4140
Realm: 121
Encounter First Kill Videos World EU Realm Fastest Kill
+ M: Stone Legion GeneralsJun 20, 2021 20:462906178831
+ M: SludgefistMay 9, 2021 23:193563220745
+ M: The Council of BloodApr 25, 2021 19:423965245248
+ M: Artificer Xy'mox CastleMar 28, 2021 21:30473329376173m 28s
+ M: Lady Inerva DarkveinMar 14, 2021 23:09443327766218m 13s
+ M: Sun King's SalvationMar 7, 2021 20:32475629396122m 58s
+ M: Hungering DestroyerFeb 28, 2021 21:01558934327212m 42s
+ M: Huntsman AltimorFeb 7, 2021 23:58670841308108m 55s
+ M: ShriekwingJan 31, 2021 23:207390454284
+ H: Sire DenathriusJan 25, 2021 21:34650439718786m 42s
+ H: Stone Legion GeneralsJan 17, 2021 22:549269550912120m 56s
+ H: SludgefistJan 17, 2021 22:1711206661914707m 56s
+ H: The Council of BloodJan 17, 2021 21:5613450774017014m 47s
+ H: Lady Inerva DarkveinJan 10, 2021 22:5713471778716708m 28s
+ H: Sun King's SalvationJan 10, 2021 21:5313813799217310m 48s
+ H: Artificer Xy'mox CastleJan 3, 2021 23:2710984662113314m 28s
+ H: Hungering DestroyerJan 3, 2021 21:4414332832016608m 53s
+ H: Huntsman AltimorJan 3, 2021 20:4615868907317706m 45s
+ H: ShriekwingDec 27, 2020 23:47168629832183
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Guild Profile

Primary Language: English
Raids per week: 2
Recruiting (outdated):
all classes
WE RAID ON SUNDAY - FUCK YOU. (And now Monday because sunday was too hard)


If you managed to get to page 32 of wow progress then you found us, good job retard.

We're recruiting DPS of any kind to bolster our ranks, i also need a fucking healer i didn't know people would actually read this shit.

Our story starts way back in Everquest when i was a young boomer learning how to press WASD. The end game raid when i quit was called Vex Thal, so after i was done with EQ i pretended i was cool and made the guild like the name was my idea - thanks Sony. So anyway that was 15 years of my life i can't get back and when i came back the guild was full of retards so i had to make a new one.

This is that guild, we're shit. 2 day a week 19-22:30 and we didn't even kill Edward Cullen because we started the guild at the end of it. Now we've got to fight tom hanks in the green mile as John Coffy - like the drink but not spelt the same, forever walking around in prison (torghast) I'M TIRED BOSS. SO VERY TIRED. I really hope you read this page and apply because if you were dogshit enough to get to page 5 on wowprogress on the SERVER then you're probably rain man.

Also Wild Wild West is such an underrated movie, will smiths as a future cowboy who bangs salami halyek what else do you even need in modern cinema.
Regular cowboy btw, had to edit - it's not the future. Thanks Stefan.



So you've made it this far and you've read through all that nonesense, and there's nowhere to apply????!!!!

Don't worry! For 3 easy payments of 99.99.99.95 German Sausages you can message me at Emtee#2121

Go fuck yourself.


If you want to apply > http://discord.gg/notlikethis

type !apply in the applications channel. That's it.
profile administrator(s): Emtee, Ypoxith
last updated by ZarXoz 2 years ago
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