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“Not Like This” Guild

Horde EU-Stormscale    (armory)
Progress: 10/10 (M)
World: 1503
EU: 895
EU English: 495
Realm: 18
World: 17845
EU: 9029
EU English: 4113
Realm: 121
Encounter First Kill Videos World EU Realm Fastest Kill
+ M: Sylvanas WindrunnerJan 23, 2022 19:5315038959935m 31s
+ M: Kel'ThuzadSep 26, 2021 23:54107066112
+ M: Fatescribe Roh-KaloSep 19, 2021 20:04106965112156m 49s
+ M: Guardian of the First OnesSep 12, 2021 19:3611296711311m 58s
+ M: Painsmith RaznalSep 5, 2021 23:2010216351321m 53s
+ M: Soulrender DormazainAug 15, 2021 23:2011246691212m 56s
+ M: Remnant of Ner'zhulAug 8, 2021 22:3911977361114m 32s
+ H: Sylvanas WindrunnerAug 1, 2021 21:4115399311631m 42s
+ M: The NineAug 1, 2021 20:57185910821510m 56s
+ M: The Eye of the JailerAug 1, 2021 20:01222112841913m 04s
+ H: Kel'ThuzadJul 19, 2021 23:0514969511610m 34s
+ H: Fatescribe Roh-KaloJul 19, 2021 20:22194711762113m 40s
+ M: The TarragrueJul 18, 2021 20:122301126214
+ H: Guardian of the First OnesJul 12, 2021 21:3312417301509m 01s
+ H: Painsmith RaznalJul 12, 2021 20:3713797971509m 26s
+ H: Soulrender DormazainJul 11, 2021 21:14336719182708m 14s
+ H: Remnant of Ner'zhulJul 11, 2021 20:26340718782610m 39s
+ H: The NineJul 11, 2021 19:50535129354108m 27s
+ H: The Eye of the JailerJul 11, 2021 19:36608833014510m 09s
+ H: The TarragrueJul 11, 2021 19:136686353848
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Guild Profile

Primary Language: English
Raids per week: 2
Recruiting (outdated):
all classes
WE RAID ON SUNDAY - FUCK YOU. (And now Monday because sunday was too hard)


If you managed to get to page 32 of wow progress then you found us, good job retard.

We're recruiting DPS of any kind to bolster our ranks, i also need a fucking healer i didn't know people would actually read this shit.

Our story starts way back in Everquest when i was a young boomer learning how to press WASD. The end game raid when i quit was called Vex Thal, so after i was done with EQ i pretended i was cool and made the guild like the name was my idea - thanks Sony. So anyway that was 15 years of my life i can't get back and when i came back the guild was full of retards so i had to make a new one.

This is that guild, we're shit. 2 day a week 19-22:30 and we didn't even kill Edward Cullen because we started the guild at the end of it. Now we've got to fight tom hanks in the green mile as John Coffy - like the drink but not spelt the same, forever walking around in prison (torghast) I'M TIRED BOSS. SO VERY TIRED. I really hope you read this page and apply because if you were dogshit enough to get to page 5 on wowprogress on the SERVER then you're probably rain man.

Also Wild Wild West is such an underrated movie, will smiths as a future cowboy who bangs salami halyek what else do you even need in modern cinema.
Regular cowboy btw, had to edit - it's not the future. Thanks Stefan.



So you've made it this far and you've read through all that nonesense, and there's nowhere to apply????!!!!

Don't worry! For 3 easy payments of 99.99.99.95 German Sausages you can message me at Emtee#2121

Go fuck yourself.


If you want to apply > http://discord.gg/notlikethis

type !apply in the applications channel. That's it.
profile administrator(s): Emtee, Ypoxith
last updated by ZarXoz 2 years ago
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