“cringe” Guild

We are currently reforming and is in need of gamers, roster is currently consisting of 21 players with top 100, 50 and 10 experience. and planning first raid on 13th of january

players of exceptional skill will always be considered


Please have atleast top 200 experience before considering applying.

RAID DAYS
19:00-23:00 Server Time (GMT+1)
Wednesday
Thursday
Sunday
Monday


" transferred from Draenor under the name "나루토" (https://www.wowprogress.com/guild/eu/draenor/%EB%82%98%EB%A3%A8%ED%86%A0)


We're not racist we're just ahead of the curve


we like shittalking each other in voice and fooling around.

Achievements

Tier 21 World 125 - 2days/week - prenerf
Tier 22 World 110(Famed Slayer) - 4days/week
Tier 23 World 339 - 3d/w Started progression 8.1.5 (13/03/19) - cleared (14/04/19) 230 pulls 7 nights on Jaina
Tier 23.5 World 92 - most scuffed raiding hours EU, fuck you uu'nat


Notable Side Achievements by our players & Guild

• 2012 World Champion Big Buck Hunter
  
• 1 Junior Masterchef contestant who managed to win with a burnt risotto
  
• World Record for most wanks/hr during raid
  
• 8 Total Wipeout contestants, 8 finalists
  
• 1 Greek High Jump Champion
  
• 1 Producer of Greek Yoghurt
  
• LBGTQ+ Friendly
  
• LGBTQ+ Unfriendly
  
• Most diverse guild (Americans, Terrorists, Europeans, Asians)
  
• Religiously friendly guild. We have protestants, catholics and muslims.
  
• Multilingual Guild
  
• Casted heals @Scornal
  
• Four UK mastermind contestants
  
• The ONLY Korean guild on Draenor
  
• Housing Bobby Fisher
  
• 3 Chess Grand Masters
  
• Voted Europe's Best Daycare Guild
  
• Manage to start raids 10 min late every single raid
  
• 2 Billionaires
  
• Crash Bandicoot Any% Speed run World Record
  
• Featured on WoW Classic Moments!
  
• Featured Method Josh!
  
• Combined average IQ 189
  
• Ph.D. in shitposting
  
• Zoomers & Boomers
  
• Weebs & Dweebs
  
• Combined Anime hours watched is well above 15000+
  
• 1 Yu-Gi-Oh! Professional Player
  
• 2 Pokémon Competitive Players
  
• Several Cumbridge Educated individuals to share their knowledge with you
  
• Increased our yearly of 15.7B Gold revenue by approximately 50%
  
• Met our deadlines inconsistently
  
• Piloted the Silverback Gorilla Foundation program started by Donald Trump
  
• Will never public our logs regardless of your rank 1s
  
• Lowest amount of preparation for raids possible
  
• World 7th Mythic Blackhand
  
• Silver Surfers accepted but hated
  
• Green Gardeners accepted but they're trying
  
• Blue Barry accepted but almost there
  
• Purple Patrick liked
  
• Legendary Leo praised
  
• Yellow Yasmins successfully padded
  
• 7 tent dwellers
  
• Bachelor in bomb vest crafting
  
• Ret paladin with 320 IQ.
  
• Two chairman of the board of MENSA
  
• Seven chairman of the board of inventions
  
• Three climbers on Mount Everest
  
• WoWHobbs raided with us
  
• 2 healed Stormwall Mythic
  
• 3 task managers of oblivion
  
• realm first heroic u'naat (lol BTFO?)
  
• one historian, Ph.D. in curtains
  
• Four "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" contestants
  
• One peoples post code lottery winner (neighbour won it)
  
• one greenkeeper (works at manny stadium)
  
• two coal miners
  
• one grand imperial wizard (this is to test your knowledge)
  
• four people donating £49.99 a month to unicef
  
• upon joining this guild, you are granted a child from africa (sponsor a child foundation, forced payment every month. Lowest £14.99/mo)
  
• four lawyers
  
• one winner of paradise hotel
  
• one member featured on the "undateables"
  
• two members featured in "Big Brother"
  
• one man jailed in NK (laughed at north korean guard in theKorean Demilitarized Zone)
  
• 11.5384684616% of the guild is arab
  
• 23.07692307692308% of the guild is scandinavian
  
• 38.46153847% of the guild is from the UK
  
• 3.84616% of the guild is from NA
  
• 23.07691% of the guild is from scuffed eastern europe or something weird
  
• 100,00000000085231% male
  
• greek (yes, ggx gang!!! pogchampion ;D lol) raids here
  
• كس امك
  
• one professional NEED FOR SPEED™ player
  
• fourteen coin collectors
  
• nine bird watchers
  
• three fucking microsoft edge users
  
• seven firefox users
  
• 9 LINUX operators
  
• three tech supporters working @ VIRGIN MEDIA
  
• despite arabs only making up 11.5384684616% of the guild, they cause more than 65% of our wipes
  
• 2 border hoppers
  
• One Microsoft Executive
  
• one player managed to get a 1493 winstreak in Minecraft Bedwars
  
• ten people devoted to slay weebs
  
• longest wowprogress description
  
• ¿Quieres?
  
• one member featured as one of the spy kidz
  
• world first 25 man enderdragon kill (minecraft)
  
• each member averages 43.5 EHP on OSRS (check us out on cml)
  
• four guild meet ups yearly at our guild vineyard
  
• one member as an extra in GoT, season 2 episode 8 at around 14:47 minute mark
  
• one member featured in "Can't Pay, We'll Take It Away!"
  
• one crisp eating contest winner 3 times running (walkers bracket)
  
• featuring one predator from "How To Catch A Predator"
  
• Djarii raided here
  
• one supermarket sweep champion
  
• housing the magnus carlsen of checkers
  
• 1997 PacMan Grand Champion of the Blockbuster tournament
  
• World Record holder for 10meter fastwalking
  
• one zumba developer
  
• three users of the quantum code
  
• we have a 25% discount code to the TeleShop
  
• one person featured on sweden's "Freaky Eaters" for exclusively eating oboy kakao powder (cacao powder)
  
• houses our very own guild poet
  
• swam across the pacific ocean multiple times
  
• discovered the lost city of atlantis
  
• watering every single coral reef with hand picked crystal water from mount fuji
  
• currently got full control of all observatories in the world
  
• two lead scientists in the flat earth society
  
• weekly skribbl.io inhouse tournaments to keep our minds on the fly
  
• three volunteer twitch moderators
  
• the astral guardian raided with us
  
• two temporal guardians to protect mortals from harm
  
• two winners of mr olympia (1975 and 2018)
  
• no 26 year old snowflake in the guild anymore https://tinyurl.com/yxungcn9
  
• says we start raid 1900 but actually start 1920/30
  
• says we 5times a week raid first two weeks of mythic, actually don't change at all cus ppl can't
  
• Ricardo Milos applied to us
  
• 4x Uu'nat heroic rank 1 boss dmg CHAMP raider
  
• 1 love island contenstant
  
• best 1½ raiding guild on planet earth
  
• https://streamable.com/zkwpf World famous player, presented by the second best paladin in the world.
  
  
  

If you have any questions contact and languages listed below:
Nico#25672 (EU, RU, MX, DK, KR) Anybody can contact
Aswooper#2428 (EU, Rock Thrower, SWE, KR) bigbrain (min 500iq) contact this guy


As always, Thank You for your interest and as always:
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