“Spanks” Guild

Spanks was created on 1/03/2011 to push progression In Cata. We are a serious progression guild who's officer/members have extensive raid knowlege and who's accomplishments include: both Naxx 10 and 25 man Black/plauge drakes. Immortal , 10/25 Ulduar including both rusted and Iron bound drakes, and Light of Dawn.

Raid Schedule:
Spanks raids 7:00 to 11:00 PST (Server) on Sunday and Tuesday-Thursday. If your schedule already knocks one of those days off, please apply elsewhere. We will sometimes schedule Monday as an extra raid day when new content comes out.
Keep in mind we are not looking for players who are non-existant outside of scheduled raids.

Recruitment needs:1 Tank
1 Healing Priest
Spanks
Our Guild, Members, and what we seek.
Spanks is designed to be the best, while still maintaining a light raid schedule. Our current loot system is comprised of a Loot Council. We have no interest on being second best on Shattered Halls, and are hoping to move upwards to compete clearly on the Battlegroup and Continent scale.

That being said, 95% of the ability of a guild is the ability of each of its players. You will make or break a guild, simply by how well you cope at each raid. We will only recruit the very best possible, and if you begin to hurt the guild or weaken the norm, we will not tolerate it. Most of us can be boiled down to an "Is" or "Is Not" as far as World of Warcraft comes:

- If you do not understand the mechanics/theorycraft of your own class, you are an "Is Not".
- If you cannot execute a strategy properly after learning it, you are an "Is Not".
- If you cannot show up, you are an "Is Not".
- If you are an asshole, irritant, douchebag, or depressingly apathetic, you are an "Is Not".

In Spanks it is expected that nobody is carried, if we find you to be a monkey on our backs, we will oust you. You should be learning for yourself as much as you possibly can *cough boss strats*, and always pushing how well you play to your limits. Competetiveness is a great thing, and it will be expected from applicants, trials, members, and veterans.