“Unconquered” Guild

Ahoy,

<Unconquered> Are a newly formed guild of tenaciously amateur raiders.

Looking to have some fun during the death throes of Ny’alotha, currently managed to drag ourselves kicking & screaming (Looking @ u Nyxie) to 12/12 HC but finding ourselves lacking in victims in Sovereignty’s relentless pursuit to Mythic quality.

Thus we find ourselves needing to recruit some more souls, twenty raiders in all, that’s the magic number and short of one of our members very voracious Mother & Father providing our team with even more dazzling prodigies to play alongside. We’ve been left rather stumped.

Amongst the guild suggestions have gone from, What’s the team's thoughts on people smuggling?

“How about the occult, my mate Barry’s a legend with the old Ouija board, necromancy is in surely.”

El Capitan Rhizz had even suggested we press gang people upon the docks of Tiragarde and Zuldazar, but alas wary of falling foul of that Blizzard TOS we moved towards other means of recruitment. (RIP Alinul.)

So if you’ve made it this far we’ll get to the matter of fact of it, right now we need some bodies in. Preferably warm, without the requirement of arcane intellect to fulfil the most basic of tasks @Kanedias, ideally we’d be in the market to acquire at least one divorcee (You’ve taken some knocks, willing to keep going. You’ll need it with us.) Alas we’re also really short on the Welsh, basically got the full deck. So if you could take the time away from the sheep, we’ll be more than welcome to have you onboard. Northern Irish, we’ll take you too about time someone kept our Dubliners in check, it’s getting biblical in this discord.

As it stands we don’t have any real maternity leave set up, but in the interest of being an equal opportunity employer, if you need it off. You’ll be kicked, no questions asked, make the raids people. I expect loss of limb or man flu as the only passable excuses on your absent form.

Disclaimer - We do have a whole cabal of Americans, friendly fire is to be expected.

We’ll be looking to take any growth we gain now and make a concentrated push to leave Shadowlands in the same state as our discord when someone inevitably wanders into Vexiona’s breath once more.

Raiding Schedule

Sunday 20:00 - 23:00

Tuesday 20:00 - 23:00

That’s right, military time baby. Execution so flawless, you’ll think it’s Mike Tyson going to work in the early 90’s.


What we’d like from you

Attendance: If you’re not there then, well where on earth are you? Ability to make our raids on time and regularly will make it a more relaxed environment for all, it’s also polite towards the others. Our resident master of time and attendances is a singularly driven man who will pursue any late comers with the passion of which Lindsey Lohan has worked through Hollywood @Malarnie, Carlcoop to his friends.

Dedication: Look we’re not asking you to work those little fingers to mere nubs on your keyboard, nor is the end goal to have you in a diabetic coma via us pumping your veins with Red Bull in that pursuit of the perfect kill. But an ability to read up on your class, improve yourself and take advice when given. Any self improvement you do is nice indeed for you and for all the others who may be relying on you being our star player. We have one mantra at Unconquered and that’s.

“Winning means nothing, we win because it’s an insult to lose.”

This is of course copyrighted, but had we allowed Amisupreme’s suggestion of “We’ll hit stuff hard” I just feel it wasn’t coming in as eloquently for what we want to do. I hope to god some of you like Melanie Martinez.


Contact

If we haven’t scared you off at this point then please fire off a message to Time magazine’s supreme and fashionably dressed dictator four years running, we’ll never forgive the year Col. Gaddafi pipped our Guild Master, yes.

TLDR;

Unconquered is a (mostly) relaxed raiding environment with a lot of room for banter and friendship.
We mostly have raiders from UK, Ireland and a few friends from across the pond.

We expect our members to be friendly, helpful, able to take a punch, but also able to focus when necessary.

If you feel like you fit this profile please contact:

Sovereignty#0069 (GM)
Rhizz#6854 (Head of HR - Basically the nicest person you'll meet.)